Not important
This is basically what's going on with all of them tbh just for fun
Stan (Stanley) marsh
Stan is the lead singer and guitarist of the band 'crimson dawn'. He's straight', or at least he thinks so... lately he's not sure. Hes not technically an alcoholic but most nights he's not sober. His best friend is Kyle, he'd always admired Kyle with everything he does, not in a gay way though. Kenny pierced his septum for him and it got infected lmao. His hair is grown out and he constantly has eye bags but according to the girls he's one of the most attractive in the school. Bro literally wears worn out band tees and baggy jeans lol (just like me fr.) McCafferty enjoyer. ¿?human?¿
Kyle Brofloski
Best friends with Stan. He loves him, but definitely not more then a friend because hes def not gay! Nope definitely straight.... Anyway, he gets the best grades aside from Wendy who he's very close with, she's his favorite girl- friend. He's a vampire who's hates killing. He has pointed teeth and ears but his hair covers it. His senses are much higher then any humans and he does many inhuman things. He doesn't eat human food because it makes him puke. He wears jumpers and vests, he has glasses but he doesn't wear them.
Kenny McCormick
He's a man whore. Hes pansexual, buthe's basically in love with Margarine, he loves and admires her. He has his ears pierced in many different places and snake bites and septum all obviously done by himself. He's the poorest kid in school but people like him cuz hes cool. He's immortal, he dies but comes back to life which isn't as fun as it seems. Stan and Kyle are like parents to him, they buy him food and shot and even bought him a phone. He has an outgrown mullet...hot. Drummer of 'Crimson Dawn'.
Eric Cartman
Everyone hates him. Fuck cartman.
Wendy Testaburger
Guitarist of the band 'Crimson Dawn'. She cut their hair short and is gender-fluid but more girl then anything , which she had to explain to everyone. She used to date Stan who she's on an 'on off' relationship with. Mostly because they don't realize their both in love with their best friend. She's really tall and he can beat anyone's ass. She's best friends with Bebe and good friends with Marj. ¿???¿¿Human?¿¿¿??
Bebe Stevens
She enjoys shopping and women. She's a lesbian who's in love with her best friend, but she covers it up by dating Clyde. Her favorite color is red and she has long curly blonde hair.
Margarine Scotch
Trans girl! She loves anything cute, apparently including Kenny. She likes hello kitty and sleepovers with the girls. Her favorite animals are cats or bunnies and she likes green and pink. She's bi and loves Kenny. Everyone loves Marj! ¿?human?¿
Craig Tucker
Gaybo! Tweeks boyfriend, ?¿human?¿ and he always wears his blue hat. He flips everyone off but people still like him. Base guitarist of crimson dawn'.
Tweek Tweak
Craigs boyfriend. People say he's a spaz but it's just cause he's a meth head. ?¿human?¿
Bye hoes✌️
