Drakengard: Demonic Flower [Demons Souls X Drakengard 3 Crossover]

Chapter 12 - Camping with an Intoner

"Well, that was a waste of time!" Zero exclaimed, throwing her hands up and sitting on a rock beside the fire, her head resting on her hands and arms on her legs.

"Speak for yourself, I have never been happier in my entire life. I'm finally free from that bitch!" Ditto paced back and forth, citing everything he intended to do now that he was away from his Intoner.

"The shorty one is annoying. Can I eat him?" The black dragon asked, lying beside the trees, his form blending with the shadows.

"I am seriously considering allowing you to." I muttered, cooking dinner for everyone. We're having sea serpents tonight, courtesy of Mikhail and the black dragon.

Speaking of Mikhail, the dragon sat beside the fire like a human being. A comical sight that made me smile under my helmet. Then, I placed my bottomless bag on top of a rock and prepared to remove my kitchen utensils.

"Hey, what will you do?" Mikhail asked curiously.

"Cook dinner." I removed a great ax from my bag while Zero, Dito, and Mikhail stared surprised with mouths open and wide eyes.

"Well, that's something you don't see every day." Ditto approached the bag.

"Wow, this is so cool! How did that ax fit in there? Is it a magic bag?" Mikhail eyed the bag closely.

"What the fuck?! "Zero quickly stood up and reached towards my bag...

SLAP!

...But she never touched it, as I slapped her hand away.

"Hey, what the hell were you thinking?!" She prepared to draw her sword.

"I'm the one asking, what were you thinking touching my property?"

"Wow, I will not steal your shit! I was just curious how this magical bundle worked!" She shook her stricken hand.

"Hump! Knowing your reputation, I wouldn't be surprised to find some weapons missing, and it is a bottomless bag."

"Hey, It's good that you know! Better keep an eye on this thing, you could miss it without realizing it. And bag, bundle, whatever! What matters is how this thing works! What else do you have there?" She shrugged and returned to her seat, watching expectantly.

"I believe I can give you a little demonstration while I prepare our food." I sighed, withdrawing a small glowing creature instead of a weapon.

"Is the food ready?" The fairy asked, her head popping out of my closed fist.

"Almost, it will be ready soon." I released Eupherbia, who settled on my shoulder.

The fairy noticed the new addition to the group. Her eyes widened and she whispered nervously in my ear.

"PSH! Are you sure it's a good idea to take this crazy bitch with us?"

"I wonder the same thing." I replied, removing the Secret Dagger from my bag.

"I heard that!" Zero snarled, causing the faerie to hide behind me.

"Don't worry, I'll deal with her if she tries anything." I removed several rapiers of different designs right after.

"Oh, and what makes you think that?" She crossed her arms, smiling amusedly.

"I've said this many times, but believe me, you're not the worst thing I've faced." I held the great ax with both hands and sliced the serpents.

"Is that so, and what could be worse than me? The terrible and cruel Intoner Zero."

"A building-sized knight, a flaming demon that grows stronger as it receives damage, a colossal flying stingray... I almost forgot, a mountain-sized dragon!"