Bad Omens One Shots

No Fucks Given (Whole Band)

Background - You're currently on tour with the band, and it is one of your off days. They all decide they wanna go out, so they want you to join them. Chaos ensues.

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"Come on, you have to come with us. You can't just sit around all day.." Folio groans at you.

"If it will make you stop bugging me about it fine. Just let me get dressed, damn." You say laughing.

You turn off your laptop, and after you put it away you grab different clothes to wear. Then, you go in the restroom to go change.

A few minutes later

"So...did you ask her again?" Noah asks Folio.

"When I kept bugging her, yeah." Folio replies.

"So when are we leaving?" Ruffilo butts in.

"Whenever y/n is ready...if she'll hurry up." Folio answers.

"Hmm...have you had a thought...?" Noah says.

"What kind of thought?" Folio asks.

"Yeah, what kind? I'm genuinely curious." Ruffilo questions.

"Maybe...just maybe...if we wait a little longer...a fuck will fall into my hand, then I can give it to you. How does that sound?" Noah groans.

"Well that wasn't very nice." Jolly says.

Y/n walks in, and is confused.

"What wasn't very nice?" You ask.

"Just Noah being a dick, asking Folio if a fuck falls into his hand, if he would want it." Jolly answers.

You roll your eyes, and look at Noah.

"Really Noah." You say laughing.

"What? He deserved it, he was complaining about you taking forever to get ready." Noah replied.

"I mean. He wasn't wrong." Ruffilo says.

Jolly smacks him on the head.

"Ow!" Ruffilo rubs his head.

"Watch yourself." Jolly points at him.

"Okay, okay, you may have a point Noah." You say.

"Really!" Folio complains.

"Yes, really. Now are we gonna leave now or what?" You groan, putting your hand on your face.

"Hmm, yeah let's go." Everyone else says.