authors note: OK, SO. IN MEMORY LOSSES (a book i write) NEW CHAPTER, IT SAID "ellamaow is working on something BIG" YEAH, THAT. WELL... I FINISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF IT. its the reason my fanfictions werent updated. so, i recommend you read it! you dont have to read it <3 (if yk fnaf ofc):
According to Wilbur, I was staring at Sam. Sam waved at me. "Hello? Earth to Y/n?" I blink. "Oh, sorry! Must've zoned out." I turn around and Wilbur isn't there. "WHAT DID I MISS? WHAT DID I MISS? HEADFIRST, INTO A POLITICAL ABYSS!" Wilbur starts screaming the lyrics to What Did I Miss from Hamilton. I scream. "ALEXANDER HAMILTON, HAMILTON, JUST YOU WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" I sing. "Let's watch Hamilton, since y'all are fucking going insane." Sam suggests.
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After Hamilton, we decided to play FNAF VR, in which was a mistake. "Wait, why can't I see Foxy on the cameras?" Wilbur and Sam were watching me play. "Foxy? You there you little----" I scream. The 'You died' scream appeared. "A, E, I, O, U, AND SOMETIMES Y!" I scream. Wilbur laughs. "FOXY YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I BET YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T WANT YOU BECAUSE YOU SHITTED ON HER BED!" I scream, I decide to take off the VR set. "Hey! My man Foxy don't deserve that!" Sam says. "He sure fucking does, bitch." Since they've been talking how ruthless Foxy is, I wasn't paying attention to the game. I put the VR set back on. I scream. "FOXY! I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL!" I scream at the pirate looking fox. "Ok, Parts and Service, here I come!" I do Bonnie's parts and service because I haven't done any of the parts and service stuff. "Welcome back to Parts and Service. Oh no, it looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be recalibrated." The announcer guy says. "OH NO, NOT BONNIE!" Wilbur yells. "First we must access his harmonization module located inside his secondary throat pipe. To access the throat pipe, both eyes must first be removed. You must be as precise as possible when removing the eyes from their respective sockets."
"I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH BONNIE'S EYES!" Sam laughs. "First, firmly grab Bonnie's left eye and carefully remove it from its socket." I stare at dead Bonnie. "Wait, which left? His left, or my left?" Wilbur shrugs. "You're on your own." He says. Ummm, it must be his left... Eh, let's try. I take out his left eye. "Great job. Deposit the left eye in the cleaning receptacle on your left." I sigh out of relief. I drop the eye in the bin. "Well done. Now firmly grip Bonnie's right eye and carefully remove it from its socket." Wilbur starts to fake cry. "NOOOO, STOP DESTROYING MY BELOVED BONNIEEEE!" Wilbur yells. "I thought Quackity was your beloved?" I say, Wilbur stares at me. "What? I don't ship you two."
"I was thinking we could order some food. Like take out or something." Sam suggests. I shrug. "Depends on Will, I don't really care." I take off the headset and turn off the TV. "How about we dine in?" Will says. "Sure. Sound good Y/n?" I nod. I walk over to the side table next to the couch and grab my phone and pull up Twitter to look at all of the notifications I have. "Who's gonna drive?" Wilbur asks us. Sam immediately says: "Not it." Will understood the assignment. "Not it." He says faster than I can. I groan. "You all are acting like children." Sam gasps. We walk to my car and get in. "Alright, but where are we gonna go? That's probably important." I back out of the driveway and just start to drive around. Sam is looking for restaurants on his phone. We're now driving around town. Wilbur starts to make strange noises. "LET'S GO THERE!" He points somewhere. I look over to where he's pointing. It looks like a restaurant called: IM GAY FOR THE EGG (hehehhe no sorry) It looks like a restaurant called "FR/N"
(fr/n = favorite restaurant name)
"Oooo, that place looks good." Sam says. "Ok, we're gonna go to fr/n." When I've finished parking, we walk inside.
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"Here's your food!" Our waiter sets down the plates of food for us. "Thank you!" I say. The waiter walks away. "Why'd you use manners, Y/n?" Sam asks. "Hey, you do too, shut up." I say back. "Oh! Y/n, I've been at this restaurant before, and there's something I want to show you, it's what makes this place unique." Wilbur gets out of the booth and waits infront of the table for me. "Ok!" I get up and follow him. He leads us outside. "So, what did you want to show me----"
This was the day.
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This was the day.
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The day Wilbur fucking kissed me.
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I said, I love you - Wilbur Soot x Reader
Romance"Say what?" I stare blankly at Will. "I said," Will pauses. "I love you." Will leans in. I have an idea of what he's about to do. So, I do the same. Wilbur pulls away. I burry my head into his chest, hearing his calming heartbeat. "I love you, Y...
