(yes I'm using the incorrect quote generator)
warnings:
weird stuff
and probably sussy things
ok go on now
hailey, cowering in fear:what do you want from me!
jake, standing in front of *bites into a whole kitkat bar*
hailey:please... no.. SOMEONE HELP ME
jake:hey hails, can you recommend me a book that will make me cry?
hailey:General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition
jake:OH SHIT-
hailey: y'know when I first met you, i really didn't like you.
jake:*looking at her with flirtatious eyes* mhm princess, im aware of that
hailey:but than i to know you better and, well..
jake:yes, princess..?
hailey: it didn't even start to be better.
jake:i typed "hot stuff" into my GPS and guess what? i'm in your driveway princess.
hailey:
jake:vroom vroom come out hot stuff.
hailey:i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tried, i'll be fine.
jake:but, princess, i'll be so lonely.. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.
hailey:o-oh uhm.. wait. are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns..?
jake:is it working..?
hailey:jake you love me, right?
jake:normally i'd say yes but this is taking a route to a conversation that i won't like.
hailey:i have feelings for you.
jake:why? what's wrong, are you okay? should i call 911?
jake:hailey and i are no longer dating.
hailey:jake, shut up. that's a terrible way to tell people we are married.
jake:wanna explain that text last night?
hailey:it was autocorrect.
jake:so you're telling me auto correct wrote "please step on me you are so fucking hot"?
hailey:yes i am. would i ever lie to you?
jake:BE A BETTER FUCKING PERSON HAILEY.
hailey:WHAT WHY, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP!?
jake:WE ARE IT'S JUST ONE PERSON NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS, AND IT'S SURE AS FUCK NOT GONNA BE ME, PRINCESS!
jake:*pinning hailey up to a wall while staring deeply into her eyes wanting to kiss her*
hailey:are you trying to seduce me?
jake:why are you seducible?
jake:*walks into hailey's room* we having a fucking problem.
hailey:no, YOU have a fucking problem. i have the idiot that keeps making them.
*hailey crying after a breakup*
jake:shh, shh, princess it's gonna be alright-
hailey:*still crying* how did you get in my house?
jake:great question..
hailey:i have no idea why, or how i'm attracted to you.
jake:yeah, well to bad princess. zander said no take backs.
zander:stfu jake i didn't say jackshit.
THE END ILL DO MORE TOMORROW IF YOU LIKE THESE 🤭
