Hol Horse was having a good time. He was inside his Goofy ahh house and was eating a Chicken & Swedish Fish sandwich. And it tasted delicious! (Wait. TF!?)
Hol Horse was taking a bite of his chicken Swedish Fish sandwich. He heard some menacing music.
"Wait. But I haven't played my Eminem CDs yet!" The cowboy said while eating his Swedish Fish chicken sandwich.
Suddenly Josuke came downstairs. He went into the kitchen. He had messy hair and was wearing some baggy clothes. He sighed and looked at Hol Horse, with a confused look.
"Wait. You're eating Swedish Fish in a chicken sandwich!? Are you... serious right now?" Josuke asked, he was too tired for Hol Horse's antics. Hol Horse gets surprised. He dropped his not nasty sandwich on the plate. He turned to Josuke slowly. He then drank some of his drink with the Swedish fish and Chicken Sandwich.
"Oh. Yes, Josuke. It is delicious! You should try it out!" Hol Horse stated calmly. He smiled the widest he could in front of Josuke. Josuke chuckled at this. Josuke then walked to a chair and sat in it.
"That's kinda nasty. Swedish Fish... and chicken.. in a sandwich? That's pretty uhh. Not normal." Josuke stated. The menacing music was still playing, a bit louder and closer to the kitchen. Josuke looked around and up at the ceiling. Then he turned to Hol Horse.
"Where's that music coming from?"
"I don't know Josuke. It's kinda bizarre. Anyways, how's your sleep!?"
Josuke sighed and walked to the counter to make some coffee.
Josuke grabbed some classic Folgers coffee. And started making the coffee. After making some black coffee in a mug that said "#1 biggest Swedish Fish fan in da world." He went and sat on the chair.
"Oh, it's fine. Kinda weird because I slept on the couch. But I woke up in your bed. How did that happen!?" Josuke stated, Sounding kinda dramatic at the last sentence.
Hol Horse nervously chuckled and started to continue eating his Swedish Fish chicken sandwich.
"So how's your job as a police officer?" Hol Horse asked, kinda nervous since Josuke found out.
"Oh, it's fine," Josuke said. "Just have to do some things first before actually doing real cop stuff. But I'm ready for that." Josuke stated.
The music was getting louder now. Like a tank shooting it started becoming extremely loud.
"Oh God, can you turn that down Hol Horse?"
"But Josuke I don't know where it's coming from."
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