Bsd into the bungou-verse 🎀

0. Just some random things to know before you read ig

Dazai is my favorite so expect the best 🤪🤪
This is gonna be the silliest bsd chatfic you have ever read in your whole entire life 💖💖
(EDITED)
Anygays usernames !! 🛍️
ADA:
Dazai : Mummy 🎀
Fukuzawa : Cats.
Ranpo : Thebestdetectivefuckers
Yosano : Doctor lady
Kunikida : Mommy 🗣️‼️
Kenji : happiest child
Kyouka : Ilikebunnys
Atsushi : Imatigernotalion
Junchiro : Born from incest
Naomi : I love my
Brother 🩷🩷
PM:
Chuuya : wine aunt
Mori : Pedophile
Elise : Dazaiismyfavprettyprincess
Hirotsu : 1# Dazai babysitter
Higuchi : blondie🛍️
Gin: thebettersibling
Akutagawa : Dazai-San notice me
Tachihara : Also born from incest
Akora : Hated
Q : Iconic piece of shit
Kouyou : Ane-San 🪭
Other:
Nikolai : Clown 🤡
Fyodor : Rat 🐀
Sigma : OnlyNormalOne
Poe : Emo-boy 🎃

Akora is a character that I added to create drama.
She was chosen as Chuuya's new partner when she was fifteen but left because of a lie Dazai made.
She came back when she was 22 because she found out that Dazai was lying. (She had a crush of Chuuya and still does.)
Dazai and the harem are not together (yet)
And Dazai is trans and a cutie patootie 🥰🥰
Anygays that's it
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