𝖲𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾-𝖾𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾

1️⃣4️⃣ Wife in my man life

Shaya

It noh over as a matter of fact e jus start

Yuh see because mi memorize leeka numbe I type it into the house phone

"Hello, how may help you" she ansa d phone like she nice

"Mi noh call fi yuh yuh can tell mi quan numba " I said

"Mi can Sen e " she said

"Girl mi phone mash up" I said

" How " she asked d urge fi seh yuh too nuff

"Keyemme noh fling e some weh and e screen crack up" I said

"You and your man problems " she says

"Last time mi check mi neva have noh man" I said sassily

"Every man a wicked not mine doh noh dat yuh seh other night" she tried mimicking my voice

"It is a figure a speech," I said, laughing

"Mi a seh it now so start write 876********" she said

" Alr thanks" before she can comment on I why I wanted quans number u hanged up

Mek mi go call mi New found fren fi when mi wah company

I called quan, and we made plans to link up

Next day

It's time, so guys, it's time for the big plan . REVENGE * is a dish best serve cold

So last night before I went to bed mi set ice in the freezer and cold water in the fridge

But before mi can get mi plan in action mi affi get ready so as mi do it mi can run outta d house a go bout mi business

So today, I decided to put on a biker tights and a crop tank top with a nice sneakers and bag

So now that I have on my clothes time to get the plan in action Mr Campbell deh roun a d back yard a smoke weed drink rum and a wull a medz after wah him do weh dem seh the wicked nuffi rest

Or no rest fi d wicked

Any ways either or either him ago regret him actions

Guys, yuh see, because I'm breeding this going to take a while cause I can't lift the bucket when it full so It happen mi affi carry gallon gallon a wata and put it in the bucket

the bucket deh pon the bedroom back window in line with Mr Campbell so once filled ice and ice water only thing left to do is pushed the bucket if mi did Inna wah good mood mi pour the wata out a d bucket unfortunately I'm not so mi push the wull bucket

As I hope and pray, the bucket lick him Inna him head

When the Coldwater touch him skin d man bawl out so yuh know him noh bade nasty it ends up dat the bucket lick him Inna him back

When mi Inna wah good mi massage it fi him
But until then

He looked up. I just couldn't resist

"A bayyyyyyye not my fault not my fault it caah hurt mi fucka yuh" I say mocking him

When I see the aggravated look on his face mi start run go dung the stairs

But fren him caah lick yuh

Mnk and mi nah stay fi find out

I didn't stop running until I reached 4 houses down where my Uber was waiting for me

Can't wait to have W day all now mi caah believe him,  still agree to go out wid mi and him know mi a breed

My son need a new papi or whatever she said