Zodiac Quotes [13]

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Capricorn: Hey look I bought these pants for 25% off.

Ophiuchus: I wish it was 100% off...

Both: ...

Capricorn: The store can't just give away free stuffs.

Ophiuchus: That's not what I meant...

Capricorn: That's a terrible way to run a business, Ophi.

Some people say that Capricorn still don't know what Ophi meant with that.

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