Zodiac Quotes [155]

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Capricorn: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Libra: No, that's not how you make cookies, and who allowed you to be in the kitchen?

Pisces: I did,I DARE YOU TO DO IT

Capricorn: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?

Libra: CAPRICORN, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE WHILE HOUSE DOWN-

Taurus: FLOOR IT!!

Capricorn: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FRICKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!

Gemini and Aries: DO IT!!

Libra: NO-

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