Part 5

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Monday

Camera - so Lissa  stayed the whole weekend and now I can't wait to come back to work this morning

Lissa - walks in

Lissa -  guess who's dating someone

Katie - someone's in a good mood

Lissa - you bet ya

Ava - I have a date on Thursday

Katie - nice

Ava - You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week.

Lissa - What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day. It's not called "Thursday Night Fever

Katie - yep i agree with Lissa

Jacob -  I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself. Little Pinot ( British accent ) little "Peaky Blinders

Gregory -  You all do know what sexy means, right?

Ava- Oh, I know. Look, Thursday is the sexiest day because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday. You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done

Katie - sounds like regret

Ava - that's sexy right in a flirty voice

Katie - what the

Barbara - ( Chuckles ) Well, I don't know about sexy, but my favourite day of the week is Sunday. The good Lord's day.

Mr Johnson -  My favorite day is Tuesday

Jacob - Fascinating. Why?

Mr. Johnson - Because it's trash day.

Katie - Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out

Ava - What about you Gregory

Gregory - Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day.

Barbara - And what do you do on your cheat day?

Gregory - Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio

Janine -  Mondays are my absolute favorite day because that's when I get to come back here and see all you guys again.

Barb - that's a fail fail fail

Katie - oh that's the worse day of the week

The bell rings and I stay because I don't have classes until last period

Lunch time

Jacob - Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts

Lissa - Best in the city. hey Katie you want a slice

Katie - no thanks

Lissa -  have you eaten today

Katie -  no

Lissa - can you please eat something then

Katie - ok

I look in the cupboards

Katie - there's nothing in the cupboards

Lissa - have a slice of pizza

Katie -  ok

Lissa -  Best in the city. They bake it in an oven blessed by Pope John Paul II

Jacob - John Paul II... Wasn't the most progressive

Lissa  - Blesses a good oven, though

Jacob - I'm just saying, he wouldn't have blessed a gay oven.

Barb - Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to the burrata pizza at Paulys mwah

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