Rarity's body

"Hoping this was the last funeral"

A/N: I like to thank my friend rameen2010 for being inspired by this story and for being an awesome friend. This one might not be much but I think it will be a little sweet with the end. So enjoy folks!

"Hey so what do you like at Nasty Burger?" Rainbow asked.
"I guess the most I like from there is the burger. Everything else tasted a lot like pigs that are rotten when they're dead." Applejack said.
They both just about to leave the school. They to stay behind cause a teacher wanted to talk to Rainbow Dash about her actions for talking a lot in class. She was with Soarin and just loved talking to him since they're together.
"So when do you and Soarin think you'll be doing it?"
"Ew! AJ!" They playfully punch each other. "You're gross."
She smirked at her to see if that was air in the face.
"Well.... maybe one day. But not right now. We just now started dating."
"I know but-"
"AAAHH!"
They looked hearing the screaming of a woman.
"What the heck was that?" Rainbow said.
"It's coming from the back."
They both ran to the back of the school and saw an ambulance flashing red and white lights. They both ran closer and were standing next to vice-principal Luna.
"What happen?" Applejack asked.
"You two shouldn't be here. Head home. Now." She said pushing them to go away.
No matter how much they tried, Vice-principal Luna would not allow them to see what happen. Why would there be an ambulance at their school?
They both had to get away or she would give them detention.
"Well this sucks." Rainbow said.
"I hope everything is alright." Applejack said worried.
"Wanna head home?"
"Nah. Are you forgetting about our Nasty Burger already?"
"Oh right. Let's go."
They both felt it was best to just head there. Rainbow Dash believed everything will be alright. Maybe someone broke their leg or maybe is allergic to something in the woods. There was poison Ivy there. But would a woman being screaming and crying at the top of her lungs?
They both already made and were having their meal together.
"I just wonder how Fluttershy is taking this." Applejack said as she took a bite from her burger. "She was a best friend for Sunset Shimmer."
"She's probably still crying. I can't blame her. It's real sad." Rainbow said taking a sip.
"Twilight I know for certain won't be happy about this."
"Hey what do you think happen with the ambulance behind the school?"
"Not sure. Maybe someone got into the poison ivy for the first time."
"But that's no reason to cry."
"Maybe their kid is deadly allergic."
"Oh god."
Suddenly, a buzz came from Applejack. She reached in her pocket and got her phone. It was a call from Rarity.
"Wanna put it on speaker?" Applejack asked.
"Yeah. Why not?"
Applejack answered her phone and put on speaker. She put it on the table so they could both hear. "Hello?" She said.
"Hey Rare." Rainbow said.
"I feel so delicious girls!" She said.
"Good for you?" Rainbow wasn't sure how to take that.
"So miss Rainbow Dash finally got a boyfriend in her life and I need to be correct. Is his name Soarin?"
"How did you find out?"
"I knew everything when there's dating involved with my friends."
Rainbow felt so embarrassed. Next thing she going to expect was being told how to dress and date.
"Well I think I'm glad she's dating Soarin." Applejack said. "They're a perfect match."
"Shut up. No we're not."
"That's what they all say."
"Hey you know how you kiss a boy for the first time and your body is on like vibrate?"
"Not really." Rainbow said.
"Well kinda." Applejack admitted.
"It's that good of how I'm feeling. And Rainbow should try it soon instead of holding back like you usually do."
Rainbow kind felt offended but tried not to sound like it. "That's sweet Rarity. Thanks for making me feel better."
"Your very welcome. And you know what? You both should be happy for me cause I'm having the best day since Jesus invented the calendar."
"I don't think Jesus made the calendar." Applejack chuckled.
"Who did then?" Rainbow asked.
"Not real sure. But that person is a genius."
"Whatever." Rarity said.
There was another buzz and Rainbow realized it was her phone. She then saw she was getting a call from Soarin. "Hang on. I gotta take this."
"Wanna all to your boyfriend don't ya?" Applejack teased making her blushed.
"Well blow it off." Rarity said.
"It will only just be a minute." Rainbow then left the table and want outside to talk to Soarin.
"Boo. I'm crossing her out." Rarity said as Applejack took her off speaker.
"Hey you should be happy for Rainbow." Applejack said.
"I am. I just hope she won't be too late."
She sounded kinda creepy there to Applejack. "What do you mean?"
"Nothing."
"Hey." Rainbow answered the phone finally. "What's up?"
"Hey, I kinda need ya to come over here." He said on the phone.
"I.. I can barley her you."
"That's cause Spitfire won't.. Spitfire stop making the music so dang loud."
"You stop it!" She said.
"Do you mind coming over?"
"Better check your pants Soarin cause your penis change!"
He blushed as she said that real loud. Rainbow laughed as she heard Spitfire. "Heard that. Yeah. I'll be right over."
"Okay. Thanks."
"So question Rare?" Applejack said still on the phone. "Why were you laughing about the death of Sunset Shimmer an DJ?"
"I wasn't." She said. "I was laughing of how pathetic everyone was being about Colts Club burning."
What is the matter with Rarity? She's never this insulting to anyone. She was always so generous and sweet. What happen?
Rainbow came back grabbing her backpack. "Hey I gotta go. Soarin needs me."
"Oka-"
"I'm a God."
Rarity interrupted Applejack as she had the phone still to her ear.
"Okay? Sorry Rainbow is about to head to Soarin's."
"You know, Soarin has been looking real cute don't ya think?"
Applejack's eyes lift up as she heard that and Rainbow was standing there still.
"You should ask Rainbow if he's a good kisser."
"I gotta go." Applejack just hung up and put her phone down sighing.
"Everything okay?" Rainbow asked.
Applejack forgot she was still there. "Oh yeah. Go ahead and call me later okay?"
"Alright. See ya." Then she ran out of Nasty Burger.

It took a while to find Soarin's place but she found is quickly when she saw the flashing of red and blue lights. She already asked Spitfire of she's seen him. She said he was on a bench that was in the park. They live next door to it.
Rainbow ran as she saw him sitting there by his self. "Hey."
He look up and looked happy to see her. "Hey. Glad your here."
"How come there's so many ambulances at your house?"
"They're not at my house. They're at Bulk's."
"Why? Did he try to sell inappropriate DVDs again?" (The hell? Lol)
"No he was murder."
She looked so surprised as he said that. "What?"
"Yeah someone ripped him limb from limb at the back of our school. Can you believe it?"
"Just like Sunset Shimmer? What the heck?" She decided to sit next to him while they talked.
"Yeah. I'm sorry I dragged you out here. I just felt I needed to tell since he was so upset on class."
"It's fine. I'm glad you called."
"I just wish it wasn't freezing cold for you."
"Are you kidding? You're the one who's freezing." She then took off her jacket and put it on Soarin's shoulders.
He blushed and smiled as he looked at her. "You know it's the other way around with this?"
"So? You're freezing. Can't let you be like that especially with the ambulances. Can't let anyone take you."
"And I will make sure no one takes you." He smiled as so did she.
After that day, everyone was broken down even more. Now that Bulk Biceps was dead, everyone was upset. Well, all except for Rarity.
She always had a smile on her face. No one even bother to try and ask her why she didn't care. Applejack have up with the idea and Rainbow was too distracted to try and be a good girlfriend.
In everyone's heart, everyone was stressing and hope this was the last funeral.

A/N: so cute with Soarin and Rainbow Dash together and hope this chap didn't make you sad or anything bad. I'll see y'all in the next chapter. Stay dazzling!