one day kyle was being very sneaky and said something that offended accordion!!!!!
when accordion found out it got so angry it went out to kill garfield. Pure rage was set ablaze in its heart. Such a loving passion could only be felt between Kyle and accordion, not Kyle and garfield!!!!!
Accordion pounced on garfield, ready to tear Garfield's own fluffy flesh apart with his bared, sharp accordion teeth. But then Kyle noticed and stopped them!!!!
"What are you doing, accordion?" Kyle says frantically. "Y-you can't do this! You can't hurt garfield!"
"I wonder why," accordion says spitefully, sparks of pure malice escaping its lips. "Is it because you love him?" Accordion positions itself so it's teeth are dangerously close to Garfield's throat. "If you say you love garfield, I'll bite down so hard on Garfield's neck that the rivers will run red for the next month!"
"N-no!" Kyle says. "You can't hurt Garfield. If you do, you'll go to prison, and I'll never be able to see my bbg accordion again!!!"
Accordion's gaze softens. "Ya mean it? " its eyes shine with hope as his gaze softens.
"Of course. I even brought you this to prove my love to you!!! "
"Accordion... I know we've only known eachother for approximately 6 days, but will you marry me?"
"OF COURSE!!!! " accordion is overjoyed.
Accordion leans in to kiss Kyle, and kyle grasps accordion's shoulders and kisses it back
I will not elaborate because I don't want an image in my head of someone kissing an accordion but ya get the point 😍🚚💥🚚
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KYLE X ACCORDION
Randomsince accordion is Kyle's bbg I wrote a fanfic about both of them 🤭🤭 <3 https://www.pinterest.ie/KyletheCultist promoting pinterest!!!! (YOU BETTER GET A WATTPAD ACCOUNT AFTER THIS)