episode two
" quack quack "
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Once Dan leaves, the gang brings out some drinks. Nicole is already pouring shots for everyone in no time. Vinny takes one, screaming and grabbing his throat.
Zoom in on Harper giving him the side eye.
Cut to Pauly talking to the camera
"At this point, Nicole is lightening up. She's having a few drinks, and I noticed that she's getting a little bit drunk."
Cut back
Nicole goes around, pointing at every single person in the kitchen. "I love you, I love you, and I love you, I love you, and I love all my roommates!!!!!!!!" Harper and Louise glance at each other, trying not to laugh. Nicole walks around the kitchen table, tripping over her own feet.
"All of you ready?" Nicole asks. "Ready for what?" Louise says quietly to Harper, laughing. Nicole then turns around to corner Mike who has a plate of food in his hand, "what the fuck are you eating right now?"
Mike backs up quickly like theres a wild animal following him, "ready for what, sweetheart?" "Food," Nicole responds. "Oh, you want some food? I got food."
Nicole's face changes instantly and she drops her head, staring at Mike. "You alright?" he asks. She stares at him she looks so scary. Harper nearly spits out her drink when she looks at Nicole's face and leans her head on Louise's shoulder to hide her laughter.
"Yo, Ronnie, wanna help me out dude?" Mike begs Ronnie to help with the little demon in front of him. Mike stares at Nicole with the most horrified look on his face before she turns and leaves the room.
"That was like a horror movie for a sec," Mike says, making Harper and Louise the two besties laugh some more. Ronnie's face is literally so red SO RED from laughing.
Cut to Vinny talking to the camera
"Snickers is like, creeping me out, because this girl just met us, and she's already having major issues. Like, how am I gonna last all Summer long with this person?"
Cut back
"She went from, like, stupid to, like incoherent," Vinny says to the gang at the table.
Cut to Harper talking to the camera
"I thought Snickers was gonna kill Mike on our first night here. If my mom hears that the cops are here I'll have to go home."
Cut to Louise talking to the camera
"Honestly I had no clue what was really happening with Snookers I was too busy staring at Pauly."
Cut back
"All right, so let's go upstairs and just hang out," Angelina says to the group.
Cut to Sammi talking to the camera
"We are here to, like, blow this place apart. We need to let loose, but Snooki pretty much was miss drama queen the whole night."
Cut back
Everyone is sitting on the couches outside, while Nicole is alone in the corner. Mike pours shots and hands them out to everyone. Pauly passes one to Louise who sits next to him, and there's a bit of tension for the second that they make eye contact. Next to Louise sits Harper, and next to her is Sammi.
