Deuce x Veronica! Reader

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by RooksPrey

by RooksPrey

AN: This is a silly lil lyric oneshot I thought of though would it fit?

THIS HAS 18+ REFERENCES SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE TRAUMATIZED DONT READ
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The demon queen of high school has decreed it she says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted they'll hunt me down in study hall stuff and mount me on the wall 30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?

Y/N has been confronted by Vil, saying to meet the three at Monday, 8 AM as she would be hunted down and hung, how will she spend the 30 hours?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle I could change my name and ride up to Seattle, but I don't own a motorbike wait, here's an option that I like spend these 30 hours gettin' freaky, yeah!

As Y/N started to ponder the options, she could change her name and start a new life, but she doesnt own a car or any vehicle, but she decided to spend the 30 hours getting freaky and wild.

I need it hard I'm a dead girl walking I'm in your yard I'm a dead girl walking before they punch my clock I'm snappin' off your window lock got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walking

As well as Y/N would need it hard, it didnt matter as she was a dead girl walking. In Heartslabyuls garden, she was a dead girl walking, snapping off Deuce's dorm window lock off, she didnt have time to knock as she was a dead girl walking.

Veronica? What are you doing in my room? Shh...

"Gah? Y/N what are you doing in my do-" Deuce would be cut off as Y/N put her pointer finger on Deuce's lips.

Sorry, but I really had to wake you see, I decided I must ride you 'til I break you 'cause Heather says I got to go you're my last meal on death row shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities

"Sorry I didnt mean to wake you up, Deuce. See, I decided I have to ride you till you break cause Vil says I have to go! You're my last meal on death row! Now shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!"

Come on, tonight I'm yours! I'm your dead girl walking! Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking! Let's go, you know the drill, I'm hot and pissed and on the pill bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!

"Now come on, tonight im all yours! Im your dead girl walking! Now just get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking! Now lets go, you know the drill, im hot and pissed and on the pill! Now just bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!"

And you know, you know, you know, It's 'cause you're beautiful you say you're numb inside, But I can't agree so the world's unfair keep it locked out there in here it's beautiful let's make this beautiful!

"But you know, you know, you know, it's 'cause you're beautiful, you say you're numb inside, but I can't agree! So the worlds unfair? Keep it locked out there! In here its beautiful, let's make this beautiful!" Y/N would say as she would grab Deuce by his shirt and kissed him passionately

That works for me, whoop

"Yep that works for me, whoop-" Deuce would say as he had fallen into Y/Ns kiss

*Epic rock music*

Yeah, full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walking (how'd you find my address?) Let's break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking (I think you tore my mattress)

"YEAH! Full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walking!" ("How'd you find my dorm?") "Let's break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking!" ("I think you tore my mattress! Thats off with my head!")

No sleep tonight for you better chug that Mountain Dew (okay, okay) Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear (okay, okay)

"No sleep for you tonight! Better chug that Lemon tea! ("Okay, okay!") Get your ass in gear! MAKE THIS WHOLE TOWN DISAPPEAR! ("Okay, okay!")"

Slap me, pull my hair touch me there and there and there and no more talking (no-oh-oh-oh) Love this dead girl walking (whoa, whoa, hey, hey, yeah, yeah)

"Slap me, pull my hair! Touch me there and there and there! And no more talking!" ("No-oh-oh-oh") "Love this dead girl walking!" ("Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, yeah, yeah")

Love this dead girl walking (whoa, whoa, hey, hey, wait, wait) Love this dead girl yeah, yeah, yeah, ow, yeah

"LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING!" ("Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, wait, wait!") "LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL Yeah, yeah, OW, YEAH!"