Pete: *kisses Vegas*
Vegas: !
Pete: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Vegas: Did- did I what?
Pete: My chapstick, Vegas. Did you steal it?
Kinn: Pete, for the love of God, not this again.
Vegas: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Pete: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Vegas: Chocolate and popcorn?
Kinn: Why do you think it got discontinued?
