Porsche: Hey, Kinn?
Kinn, playing a video game with the squad: What?
Porsche: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Kinn: Wh- what is it, Porsche?
Porsche: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Kinn: Mhm.
Porsche: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
Kinn: Yeah?
Porsche: Your response.
Kinn: *trying not to crack up*
Porsche: At 9:30 in the morning.
Porsche: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit"
Kinn: *laughing*
Porsche: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.
Kinn: You just made me dieeee...
Porsche: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
Porsche: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.
Porsche: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man"
Kinn: *wheezing with laughter*
Porsche: I respond "Kinn, you're scaring me." An hour passes-
Porsche: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg"
Porsche: "im very tired"
Kinn: *struggling to breathe*
Porsche: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Kinn, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-"
Porsche: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later,
Porsche: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
Porsche: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
Kinn: *falling over with laughter*
Porsche: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."
