Mom: what do you want for dinner
Me: mother have you met me pizza duh
Mom: OK than sassy pants
Me: like Minho
Mom: what
Me: you heard me
Mom: ... Ok let's just get the pizza where are we getting it from
Me: OH MY GOD MOTHER HAVE YOU NOT SHUCKING MET ME DOMINHOS IS WHERE WE HAVE TO GET OUR PIZZA WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SHANK
Mom: excuse me
Me: book words
Mom: whatever and I think you mean dominos
Me: No you have it wrong its Dominhos
Mom: whatever let's just get the pizza
*Pizza guy shows up *
Me: so you work at dominhos I see
Pizza guy: yes I do but its Dominos
Mom: HA told you
Me: I'm sorry sir but you have it wrong its Dominhos
Pizza guy: umm I work at Dominos
Me: *in a angry fangirl tone* YOU WORK AT DOMINHOS NOW GIVE ME MY SHUCKING PIZZA YOU SHANK I SHOULD SEND YOU DOWN THE BOX WHOLE FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE WE ARE HODING A GATHERING MOTHER GET 3 CHAIRS.
Mom: *hands pizza guy money* RUN I will tell her you decided to jump into the box whole thingy.
Pizza guy: im never coming here again
Me: what happend where did he go
Mom: decided to jump in that box whole thing
Me: wow I was just gonna throw him in the slammer for a week with 1 meal every 2 days
Mom: some days i wish you were a hint more normally
Me: but than how special would i be
Mom: well you got that right you won't be as special normall
Me: *grabs pizza* OK I'm gonna go take an apptitute test I may leave forever than I'm gonna go into the hunger games win it than go to the glade and marry Newt.
Mom: OK ... WAIT WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING.
Me: go to the glade
Mom: ok i thought you said something else
Me: *whispers* merry Newt
Mom: what
Me: nothing
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Sayings Only Fangirls And Fanboys Get
Short StorySo this is a book filled with sayings from different books that only Fangirls Fanboys and Unicorns will understand (sorry but unicorns are awesome) at the moment I will many be focusing on The Maze Runner series Divergent series and The Hunger Games...
