Jaune: help me im in the title

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In JNPR's dorm Pyrrha has brought team RWBY to help her figure out on what is happening to their dorm so to strange events that are happening.

Weiss: Pyrrha I doubt that what you said are actual things are happening.

Pyrrha: I'm telling you the truth! First our coffin maker glitch from reality, then everything went pink, and finally we met Jaune nephew!

Yang: Wait Jaune's nephew? Who did he knocked up?

Pyrrha: Yang not the time!

Jaune: Pyrrha you there?

Pyrrha: *sigh*Yes Jaune I am.

Jaune: Good now can you help me please.

They entered the kitchen and to their horror they see Jaune's arm inside the wall rag dolling all over the place.

Pyrrha: OH MY OUM!!!

Ruby: Jaune are you ok?

Jaune: Ruby does it look like I'm ok?

Blake: How did this happen?

Jaune: I was searching for a wall stud and accidentally clipped my arm through the drywalls molecule structure. This hurts so bad.

Yang: I can tell I mean you arm is literally a noodle!

Weiss: Is there a way to help you?

Jaune: I assuming that you need to push the rest of my body through this tear is space.

Weiss: Wait space?

Jaune: Everything is space ice queen it's the infinite 3-dimensional region in which all matter exists!!!

Weiss: Ok Jaune I'm sorry.

Jaune: *sigh* Listen. Pyrrha if I don't come back from this...

Pyrrha: ....?

Jaune: I love you.

Pyrrha: Jaune.

Jaune: Also I know you've been stealing my coffee in the morning.

Then all of a sudden Jaune entire body went through the wall scaring the gang on what happened to Jaune.

Jaune: Ä̶̢̛̹̹̦͖̮̋͐̚a̷̡͔͓̎̾̽̄̑͂̀͘͝ă̶̡̖̘̯̺͠ą̶͕̻͓̇̿͗̐̅̈́̄̿͝h̷̢̫̻̪͎̯̭̣͓͂̉͝h̵̨̛̖̖̠̝̠͚̠̟̹͐̔̈́͑͆͛́̈̋̚ẖ̷̜̬̫͘̕ȟ̵̬̳͐̈́̏͗͊̑̽͊͜͠ͅ

Ruby: Jaune?

Pyrrha: *tears* Jaune?

Then in the ceiling literally they see Jaune's body rag dolling to one place to another.

Jaune: k̵̖̯̲̜̦͓̽̂̃͊̌̂̊̂̓́͊̚̚a̸̗̫̩̣͙͉̠̳̎̐̎́͆́̈́͠n̴̡̙̦̹͕̹̫̖͎̭͔͓̉͒̽͐̓̈̊̃̿͜ḏ̴̛̺̑͆̓̈̌̈̔̚͝ļ̸̧̱̭̮͚̖̱̰̮̠͕̪̩̅́͝x̷̧̡̬̻̟̝̌̓̓̾̕̚͜j̷̝̞̹͐͆̔̓̈́̌̇̓̚ṡ̴̨̢͓̙̠̪̉̏̏͛̃̒͒́̈̋̍͆͜͝͠ͅn̷̩̈́̑̉̄͑́̐͘f̵̛̙̝̈́̔̽̄̽͐͗́̔͘̕͠f̸̨̢̛̪̖̞̯̺̆͆̉̒͊̚͝ǒ̶̢͖͙̱͇͚͓̰̠̬̱͒̈͛̈́͒́̚a̸͖͇̺̾n̴̨̩̦̈́͌̄̌͠ę̷̧͇͈̜̳̓͑́͆̀̒͑̈̈́̄̚͝ ̸̭̭̍͌͂͘̚ĥ̷̢͈́̈́̐̎͌̃̋̅͗̉͠u̷̩̖͙̮̣͉͌̀͊̂̇̅͗͆̎̃́́̄̽̏f̶̮̏͑̈́̏̍̄̈͌͊̑̏̑̎̚f̴̡̣̟̞̟͇̩̫͖͎̤̥̟̬͂͂̐́͆͜ ̶̡̢̢̹͓͎͖̘̺̫̱̪̹̩͐̉ͅḯ̴̢̙̩̣̠̼͓͈̤̻̓̏̈́͑̂͛̓s̵̡͙̣̱͔͔͔͒̔͋̿̔̓̆̇̈́n̷̡̧̯͇̫̠̤̺̉͌͐̅͛̃̑͐͋͜w̶̡̡̰̖͚̥͚̹͕̳̠͋́͒ỉ̴̢̛̝͆͋͋̌͛̉̿̒͑

Pyrrha: Jaune!!!

Jaune: M̴̧̢̧̦̱̝͙͇̦͇̩̜͖̞̈͗̿̒̄̋͘͜ą̴̡̳̯̖̰̟̯̟̖͋̒͘͠k̷̢̢̯͓͕̜̮͔̀̈̈́͘͠͠ě̴̻̉͛͝ ̵̪̯̳̤̫̒̀̿̓̍͌̑̔̄̈́į̵̗̩̘̼̓͆̈̑̿t̶̥̲̣̻͍̝̘͇̺͎͖̋̈́̔͋̓́͜͠ ̷̧̨̼͕̞̣̘͓͈̱͍͕͎̘̈́̂͂͊͘͜s̶̝̞̟̝̈́̈̍̅̉̄̊̕̚͜͝t̴̠̰̪̀̍̃̈́̄̒́̾̋̆̕̕͝o̴̡̫̹̞͉͐̍͌̏́̂̚͠p̶̨̢͇̮̮͎͈̪͗́̈́͌̊̽͛̆̈́͂͛̎͠ͅ!̵̨̢̧͍̰͎̩͚̙͓̰̥͖͐̀̃̓͜

Yang: Jaune!!!

Ruby: We need to do something!

Blake: How we don't know what to do?!

Jaune: H̸͎̰̀̎͊̓͑̇͑̐͐͂̚e̸̡̢͔̹̝̝̟̠͔̥̞͛̽͜͜ͅĺ̴̡̙̬͌̈́̄̇͊̉͂̈́̈́̋̓̐p̵̧̛̦̻̜̖͎̤̙̤̱̰͉̅͆̈̍͛̒̅̌̿̎̃̕̕ ̶̗̜̱̝͒̂̓̑̈́̽̒͋̚ͅm̶̡̡̧͈͙͓͈̼̮̤͚͉̙͖̒͌͐̒͋̓̈́̚̚͠ẹ̴̛̟̘̖̓͗̇͒̋̌̌͑̂͒̆̈́͑ ̶̛̼̭̞͖͆̏̇̂̍̋̾͑̄̈́́̒̿̚͝p̸̢̩̼̲̺̞̅̈́̊̆̏̎͠ͅl̵̪̹̥̘̬͋́̌̓̌̄͒͑͂͐͜͜e̴̡̢̛̟̹̱͙͉͍̻̲͇̤͒͊͋́̇͐̔́̀̆͛̈́̈́ǎ̸̧̼͖̜̀͗̈̄̍͗͂͑̈̈͘̚͝͝s̷̛̟̥͔̱̳̩̔̆́̾̒̉̓̾͑̏̕̕͝ë̵̟́̀̉͐!̵̢̛̘͙̗̳͇̙̥͙͖̒͛́̀̎̓̒̋͛̿̔̌̀͝!̴̡̨̛̘͖̜̪̣͈͓̜̼͔͈̓̈́̚

Weiss: How!!! Please tell us!!

Jaune: G̷̛͍̹̭̱̻̗͙͂̅̀͒̀̌͋̅̆͐g̶̢̖̯̭̝̥̗̐͗̊̔͌͂͗̐̽̆̂̏̎̕g̷̛̭̼͙̲̖͙̞͈̒̐̾̀̉̄̎͐̔͘͝ͅͅg̴̻͉̍͑͑̓̂g̵͕̥̖̮͓̪͚̯͈̦͚̀͂̒̇́̍̄́͛̃͘͘͝ǵ̸͉̰̱̥̘͍͎̬̜͙͈̩̫̯̹̀͜g̴̨͓͎̪͐͌g̶͎͜͝g̴̳̫͈̳̟̟̅̇̌̈́̽̈́̒͌

Then his body again disappears now having the girls worried on his conditioning until in the kitchen floor they see Jaune come out of the floor and back on solid ground but in bad shape.

Then his body again disappears now having the girls worried on his conditioning until in the kitchen floor they see Jaune come out of the floor and back on solid ground but in bad shape

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Jaune: Awe I'm in so much pain.

Girls: Jaune!!!

Jaune: I brought the chair back.

Yang: Wait you found a chair?

Pyrrha: Wait didn't you say we were missing a chair?... wait you were doing all that for a CHAIR!!!

Jaune: Yes and I found the chair.

End

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