Racist Field Trip

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In the hallway we see both Blake and Weiss walking down towards their dorm after a long day of training and studying until they heard laughter coming from their neighboring dorm room which was team JNPR's dorm which had their door wide open. Curiosity took hold as they peek through the door only to see not only Ruby and Yang but to Blake surprise Adam was there to but next to Jaune non the less. Then she and Weiss are to about to know the reason why they are all laughing.

Adam: The racist field trip I have ever been on my fucking life. They took us to a fucking SDC mine operation and there was a big ass mine out in Mistral in the south of Atlas. We went there and me and 28 other little Faunus in Ms. Harper's 3rd grade classroom. They took our asses out there in the middle of the December cold and said "Hey ya"- they gave us pickaxes and shit. Like cute little pickaxes with a cute- with a dust person with a smile on its face. And their like. "Hey ya go on- ya go out there, have fun, pick as much dust as you want."

Everyone (except Weiss&Blake): *laughing out loud*

Adam: And so my stupid ass went. You know. I went. My mama signed off on it and didn't think about. And I went to the fucking field trip. I had a feel that we were having a good old time. We were singing songs and shit in the middle of the mine. Mining god damn dust in the middle of the fucking cold. And then you know I'm thinking because it's a field trip they said you can mine as much dust as you want and Hey you can keep the fucking dust. You can keep it.

Nora: *milk spills out her nose*

Ruby: *choking on her cookie*

Adam: So I was like "Yeah ima keep it." And we go back on the bus and they're like "Alright kids turn your pickaxes in." And they took our ass inside and took all the damn dust that we had and told us to get back on the bus. So me being a little rebel I took a hand full of dust stuffed it into my pocket and went home. And then my mama came because she was doing laundry the next day she was like "What the fu- is this dust in you back pocket?" I was like "Yeah" "where the hell did you get unprocessed dust from?" "Well yesterday's field trip they took us to a-a SDC mining operation and we got to mine dust all day long." My mama came to the school and I swear to god shit went down. She locked this women in a room like "How dare you giant ass motherfucker took my kids and all these ash colored faunas to a SDC mining operation in the middle of the Winter. You fucking soulless bitch."

Jaune: *Laughing and peeing*

Pyrrha:

Adam: She fucking checked me out of school

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Adam: She fucking checked me out of school. I didn't go to school for 3 days because of that shit. She said "I don't have to look at that bitch." She was pissed at everybody. Yes that's the most racist shit I have ever through in my entire life. I didn't understand what was wrong until I join the White Fang. I didn't understand. I just thought we were gonna have fun in the mine. So fuck that.

Yang: *crying for laughter* Can't... I can't...

Ruby: *laughing while dying*

Jaune: I can't believe that happened bro.

Adam: Well my friend that's probably the only story that is both racist and funny as hell. *notice Blake* Oh hi Blake. *wave*

Blake: Adam?! W-what are you doing here?

Jaune: Oh Adam here is my childhood friend and he's here because he gotten word that I was here so he paid a visit.

Weiss: And the headmaster approved of this!

Jaune: Yes plus he right there alone with Glynda and general Ironwood. *points to the group all laughing*

The two couldn't handle on what's happening and just fainted on the spot.

Pyrrha: Welcome to my world.

End

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