SpongeBob In New Student Starfish

Episode Begins

SpongeBob: [turns off the alarm] Time for Boating School! Let 'er rip, Gary! [Gary pushes a button that sends SpongeBob jumping out of his bed, into the air. SpongeBob bounces off a chair, while sipping his cup of tea] Ahh... [toast pop out into the air, where SpongeBob eats them. Gary spits SpongeBob's pants into the air where SpongeBob lands on a target that Gary has painted] Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime! The toast could have been a little darker, though. [Gary gives him an angry look. SpongeBob heads to the door] See you later! [opens the door where Patrick is standing there with a net in his hand]

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, want to go jellyfishing?

SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have school today.

Patrick: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?

SpongeBob: I don't know. What do you normally do while I'm gone?

Patrick: [starts to cry] Wait for you to get back.

SpongeBob: Wait a second, Patrick. Why don't you come to school with me?

Patrick: Hey, that's a great idea!

SpongeBob: You and me in school together as classmates! Think about it!

[Spongebob and Patrick imagines a Kindergarten Class photo of him and SpongeBob smiling goofy with each other]

Patrick: Wow. [scene cuts to them at school]

SpongeBob: Brace yourself, Patrick. I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime. [shows Patrick Mrs. Puff's Boating School]

Patrick: [laughs] And no line.

SpongeBob: Behold, Patrick, the Hallway Of Learning. [runs up to the water fountain] And this is the Fountain Of Learning. [runs to the lockers] And these are the Lockers Of Learning.

Patrick: [runs up to some stairs] And these are the Stairs Of Learning, right?

SpongeBob: No, they're just the stairs. [walks over to another set of stairs] These are the Stairs Of Learning.

Patrick: Where is everyone?

SpongeBob: I don't know. Home, probably. Class doesn't start 'till 9:00.

Patrick: [suddenly, hilariously wears a watch, and looks at it] 6:20? But I thought you said you were late.

SpongeBob: Late for being early.

Patrick: Hey! [looks at his watch] When did I start wearing a watch?

SpongeBob: [both walk into the classroom] And now, for the room with the most class: the Classroom.

Patrick: Ohh.

SpongeBob: [walks up to the chalkboard] And this is the chalkboard. It's the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Knowledge.

Patrick: Ohhh.

SpongeBob: [walks up to the Good Noodle Board] And those drinks are recorded here on the Good Noodle board.[looks at Patrick]

Patrick: Huh? Uh, sorry. Ohhhh!

SpongeBob: [points to each star] Attendance. Penmanship. Basic Desk Sanitation. Advanced Desk Sanitation. I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars, too. [adds Patrick's name] There you are.

Patrick: But look at all the stars you have. I'll never be that good.

SpongeBob: Oh, now, Patrick. I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem! [high pitched] 74.

Patrick: Who said that? [runs over to an egg in a box] Was it him?

SpongeBob: I doubt it. That's Roger, our class science project.