"Galaxy Flight Log 5-11-4.Begin descent to kerborose for a rescue mission"
Grunt"Lance can you keep this thing straight?"
"Relax,Hunk,Im just getting a feel for a stick.Im mean Its not like I did this" Lance smirked and jearked the simulator and hunk groans. "Or this" He said and jearked the simulator again
"Okay,Unless you want to wipe beef stroganoff in the little nooks and crannies of this thing you better knock it of man!"
Pidge monitor activates "We picked up a distress beacon!" Pidge informend
"Alright,look alive,Team pidge track coordinates"
"copy".The simulator starts to rumble and the alarms blare
"Knock if off lance,please!"Hunk begged and the ship starts to rumble and the alarm blares.
"Oh this ones on you buddy,We've got a hydraulic stabillizer out" Lance said and hunk pulls up a monitor."Oh no-"Hunk said before chocking down on his vomit.
"Oh no-Fix now,Puke later!"Lance yelled
"I lost contact!The shaking is interfering with our sensors"Pidge yelled clearly panicked
"C'mon hunk!" lance yelled "Its not responding"Hunk said before grunting.
Hunk unbuckles his seatbelt to fix the stabilizer and lance's screen pops up "Oh never mind fellas.Thar she blows preparing for approach on the visual"Lance said
"I don't think that's advisable with our current mechanical and... gastrointestinal issues."Pidge informed and hunk agreed with him.
"Oh stop worrying this baby can handle it.Cant you champ?" Lance pats the simulator and the simulator rumbles violently"Uh see?She was-she was nodding.Pidge hail down to them and let them know their ride is here"Lance ordered.
Pidge unbuckles the seatbelt to reach for the microphone."Attention lunar vessel-Uwah!" Pidge falls and collides with the floor.
"What are you doing.Buckle your seatbelt.And hunk stop that shaking!" Lance ordered "Im trying-ah-ah-o-oh no!-"Hunk vomits on the gearbox and the rumblinh stops.Pidge speaks into the michrophone.
"Attention lunar vessel, this is Galaxy Garrison Rescue Craft One Victor Six Three Tango. Coming in for landing and extraction, against crew recommendations."
"Uh,no time for you mitunos comments now.Pidge they're going under amd were going in" Lance said and dives the simulator towards the surface of kerbros.
"Look out for that overhang!"Pidge yelled obviously panicked "No worries!My first year in flight school,You know what they called me?They called me the Tailor because of how I thread the needle.Come around come around!Come on,come on!"
"We lost a wing"!Hunk yelled
"Oh man"The simulator flight crashes and the simulator ends
Computer:Simulator end.
The simulator door opends and Iverson appears"Roll out donkeys!"Iverson yelled.
Lance,Pidge and Hunk exit the simulator and stands before Iverson and their class.
"Well let's see if we can't use this complete failure as a lesson for the rest of you students. Can anyone point out the mistakes these three so-called cadets made in the simulator?" Iverson asked the rest of the standing students "The engineere puked on the tool box!"A student spoke.
"Yes,as everyone knows vomit is not an approved lubricant for engine systems.What else?"
"The com spec removed his safety harnest"Another student spoke
"The pilot crashed!" was the finale answer.
The three cadets standed there feeling embarresed.
Correct. And worst of all, the whole jump, they're arguing with each other! Heck, if you're going to be this bad individually, you'd better at least be able to work as a team! Galaxy Garrison exists to turn young cadets like you into the next generation of elite astroexplorers, but these kind of mental mistakes are exactly what cost the lives of the men on the kerberos Mission."Iverson lectured.
"That's not true,sir!" Pidge yelled and Iverson turmed around to face her "What did you say!?"
Lance clapped his hand over Pidges mouth but Pidge still continues her voice still muffled by the hand.
"Sorry sir I-I-I think he may have hit his head when he fell out of his chair but point taken"Lance apologize.
"I hope you realize the only reason your here is because the best pilot in your class had discipline issues and flunked out!Next!"Iverson yelled at them.
Hunk,Lance and Pidge digectedly watched as their classmates board the system.
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