You're My Smeraldo🌸

35

After a month

Handsome me:
Namjoon where's Jinnie's mother?

Blue crab:
It's Joon for you and it's 3 in the morning

Handsome me:
Joon my ass! I don't care about the time! Tell me where's his mother?

Blue crab:
Why do you want to know about that now?

Handsome me:
We're dating right, I should know your past life

Blue crab:
He has no mother

Handsome me:
So you gave birth to him?

Blue crab:
What? no! What are you talking about Jin?

Handsome me:
He has no mother beside you as a parent so how did you birthed him? Did it hurt?

Blue crab:
Baby c'mon! You know, I and you can't give birth cause we're men

Handsome me:
Don't call me that! Do you still love his mother?

Blue crab:
Jinnie I'm saying the truth! He has no mother!

Handsome me:
Seems like you still love her. Let's end our relationship rn and don't contact me ever again!

Blue crab:
Jin aren't we just acting like couples for the kids? Perhaps did you happen to like me?

Handsome me:
Fuck it! Yes we're faking it but that doesn't mean I shouldn't know your personal life!

Blue crab:
Jin d_do you like me?

Handsome me:
Whether I like you or not, it doesn't matter now. You have a wife anyway. It took me a whole damn month to realise that you can't be a father unless you have a woman in your life!! I feel so dumb rn! I should have thought about it sooner

Blue crab:
Jinnie you like me right..?

Handsome me:
Not anymore. Goodbye Kim Namjoon

Blue crab:
Jin wait! I'm his adoptive father

Handsome me:
You what!!??

Blue crab:
I Adopted jinnie when he was just three months old

Handsome me:
Why? How?

Blue crab:
I used to visit my orphanage occasionally and that day when I was there I saw a baby. I had no experience with babies then. I just caressed his little hand and he wrapped his whole hand around my finger and didn't let go. When I tried to unwrap his hand he didn't stop crying.

Handsome me:
So you adopted the baby

Blue crab:
Yes

Jk:
You forgot to tell him that you cried seeing him crying.

Blue crab:
Shut up! How did you get here??

Jk:
It's a gc

Blue crab:
I thought we're talking in private!

Jk: and don't shut up me! It took me and Suga hyung hours to make you stop from crying!! You should let Jin hyung know that too.

Blue crab:
Istg Jungkook! Stop now!

Jk:
Cry baby👻