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by stvnleyy

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Cranberry: Why is Markus crying? Alexandra: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Markus: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Cranberry: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say- Markus: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Cranberry: NO, NOT THAT!

Axel: Michael, what are you doing tomorrow?

Michael: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

Markus: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Alexandra: That is not something you actually have installed.

Markus: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

Axel, teaching Alexandra to drive: Okay, you're driving and Michael and Markus walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Alexandra: Oh, definitely Markus. I could never hurt Michael. Axel, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Markus: You can't have a gun on stage! Michael: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that's the rule of Chekhov's Gun: have a gun. And now that it's been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Alexandra: Hey besties- Markus: Die. Alexandra: What did I do to you-

Cranberry: Die. Axel: Please don't die! Cranberry: DIE! Axel: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Y/N, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Alexandra, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Axel wants Cranberry to accept it as her kid.

Markus: You bought a taco? Michael: Yes. Markus: From the same truck that hit Axel?! Michael, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.