married in Estonia

Anna with a double 'n' was a creepy girl.
She thought that one day she would met Jan and he would instantly fall in love with her and they would get married and live happily ever after.

Her smart, gorgeous, beautiful, funny, amazing, iconic acquaintance, Dumb Estonian, told Anna with a double 'n' that she's stupid, and that she would never marry Jan.

Anna with a double 'n' was sad to hear that.
But she was determined.
She searched all over the Internet, anything, anyone, that could help her marry Jan.

She considered going to the dark web to find a magical unicorn that would help her make a love potion, that would, hopefully, make Jan fall head over heels for her. Maybe not head over heals he could injure his beautiful face, you get the point.

She spoke with a few American wizards and some sexy Irish witches. She hoped there was a spell that could make Jan notice her, but they said they're not powerful enough to work from such a distance.

Anna was so desperate for Jan's attention (attention whore), she even said she would pay them any price. The witches were kind enough to tell her that it's impossible. The wizards, on the other hand, said that maybe with the right price they could manage to do something.

Anna had a double 'n' in her name. She won't be fooled so quickly. "Wingardium leviCUNT" She exclaimed, and used her double 'n' powers to form a cloud above their heads.

They Americans started melting, and soon enough, their bodies turned into a pool of money.

"That's what happens to capitalists" Anna huffed and walked home.

There had to be another way.
She searched the laws of every country.
There had to be some place on earth where she can marry Jan. There had to be.

She searched days, and nights, and nights, and days. But to her dismay, she found nothing. No loophole, no wacky rule, nothing.

She finally, after weeks, gave up.

She called her smart, gorgeous, beautiful, funny, amazing, iconic acquaintance, Dumb Estonian, and told her she gave up.

Dumb Estonian tried to cheer her acquaintance up. She told her that she could just go to her friend's friend's grandmas house and drink finlandia until her liver evaporated.

Anna thought it was a grand idea. Of course it was. Because Dumb Estonian thought of it.

Ana walked to Dumb Estonian's friend's friend's grandma's house. It took her 15 days because that lazy bitch took breaks like?????

They drank Finlandia until their liver died and they peed it out. Rest in piss 😥.

Dumb Estonian's friend's friend said that her parents just git divorced on the Internet.

Anna's eyes opened up widely. "Bitch what did you say?????"

"I said my parents got divorced. On. The. In. Ter. Net!!!!! What are you... dumb?"

"Yes" Anna replied.

"And can you also get married in the Internet?" She questioned.

"Well duh! Are you like stupid or something...?" Dumb Estonian's friend's friend said, quite condescendingally (is that a word? I feel like it is)

"No, I'm just dumb" Anna answered. "Just very very dumb".

She said goodbye to her smart, gorgeous, beautiful, funny, amazing, iconic acquaintance, Dumb Estonian, and walked back home.

This time it took her 13 days cause she didn't take breaks the lazy biatch. She was determined.

She opened her laptop and entered her password "iLuVjAnHesMyBeJbA"
and googled "Estonia.marriage.com".

She clicked the first option.

Was this so easy the entire time?

All she had to do was just use her computer?

She quickly filled the documents and all the necessary details. She didn't know Jan's id number, so she just made something up.

"Are you sure?" The computer asked.

"Of course I'm sure stupid machine... never trust the machines..."

She clicked the Yes button.

Was this it? Was she finally married to Jan?

She got a notification: "your marriage certificate is here!"

She was finally married to Jan.

Now she just has to tell him that. Oh well, that's the problem of future Anna with a double 'n'.

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Hieeeeeeee

Lol I was laughing the entire time I was writing this.
I AM BEGGING YOU don't take this seriously.
This is a joke. I'm not going to marry Jan (well I mean if he proposes than yes but I mean... no stop it) and I'm sure this is actually impossible, let aline ILLEGAL.

I just wanted to finally write something Jan related, regardless of how mental it is, because humour is always fun, and I also need to post some shit so I could post the REAL shit later.

Thank you DumbEstonian for the inspiration my dear acquaintance.
I wouldn't be here with out you 😥😥

Ok ummm yeah... byeeee have a nice day or night oe whatever and please don't take this seriously xxxxxxx