Hi! I'm Arthur, but my mates call me Art, weird I know.
Speaking of mates, I should introduce you. My friend group isn't terribly big so this shouldn't take too long, don't you worry. First we have Maia, she's sort of the smartest person in the whole group. Well, that's not very hard considering we're all a bunch of dumbasses, but it's the thought that counts. We enjoy pissing her off. Next, we have Ricky, he's the one with the hair. That's all. I mean, he's got personality I guess, but his hair? My God. Hot. That's all. After him, we have the one and only Tomas. He's the shit. And I know people say that about everyone and anyone, but I swear! He's just too cool. He's kind of also the reason people call us 'The Posers' but that's not something I want to get into yet. Touchy subject. And then *drumroll please* we have Bill. He's basically the one that has the weirdest life in general. Which is a hard race to win seeing as we all do some.. weird shit in our free time. I mean for God's sake Ricky listens to Blood On The Dance Floor. And saying that something beats that for a weird hobby is a hard one. Anyways. Bill's that guy that never catches a break. Like ever. He's always got some weird shit that he's doing. In August, he almost died because he tried to eat a raw egg. Shell and all. He's weird. We love him. But he scares us. Like, on a spiritual level.
Anyways-
Welcome to our strange, fucked-up 'family'. I hope you enjoy looking in on us like a bunch of weirdos. Gross. I am not a fucking poser.
