Fav text posts from Tumblr! [part 2]

// GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS //

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

"It's in the phone book."

"But I don't know your name."

"That's in the phone book too."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Is this seat empty?"

"Yes, ans this one will be, too, if you sit down."

"I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."

"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

"I know how to please a woman."

"Then please leave me alone."

"So what you do for living?"

"I'm a female impersanator."

source: fourthousandssevenhundredsixtyone