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jyp x reader pt 2

"J.Y.papi, wheres Bootywater and asscheek?" I asked my husband. Those were two of our 69 lovely kids<33. My mother said the names were very unique. We did have 70 kids, but one of them died because it got hit by a bus like Regina George except the child didn't survive. Lowkey forgot it's name tbh but it was the disappointment child😟(sounds a lot like me irl😀).
"I don't know, love. Anyways I'm off to work now bye bye" He responds. "Okay, but lets not get a call from the office for making any students uncomfortable today hun! Im the only student you've ever flirted with and thats it." "Right... anyways bye-" he said as he raced out the door. Just then, Bootywater, asscheek, girlboss, bitchass, stupidhoe, and naegabyeonhae, 6 of my wonderful kids, came up to me. "MAMA I WANT FOOD NOW" they all yelled simultaneously. "Okay kids, be patient your grandpas remains are still cooking in the oven."

After feeding my 69 kids, I decided to take my favorite ones to the park which were girlboss, stupidhoe, changbinsalon, and my all time favorite child, JeogiyoNoonaHokshiNamjaChinguIsseoyo. All my other kids are lowkey mid.

"ÄRÊ WÉ ÆŁMŒŚT TÔ THÈ PÂRK MÛMMŸ👹👹👹⁉️⁉️" Changbinsalon said. "Almost, hun!" I replied.

"ŸÆŸ ŚWĮÑG Ί ŚØ FŪÑ👹👹🦧" changbinsalon cutely says. "Yes, it is isnt it!" After becoming a mother of 69 kids my studdering problem has went down but now im so tiny and uwu that wind blows me away and last time it rained i got washed down the drain because im just so tiny😨🤯😰😰💯. "Mama look why is dad here" JeogiyoNoonaHokshiNamjaChinguIsseoyo says to me. I looked over and there was my husband cheating on me⁉️⁉️🤯 he was making out with bang pdnim so i grabbed his rat ass and turned him into a smoothie yum yum😋😋💖💝😍💪🙊. But then i collapsed and died because im just so tiny. The End🤯🤯😨💯🦟🦗🦟🦗🦧🦍🙉🐒🙈🐵

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if you cant already tell this chapter was very unserious, cringey, and i also wrote this all at 12 am so im a lil tired😍😍💝💖💕 i say all of this like anyone actually ever reads my books or comments anything💀💀 let me be delulu

anyways

dont forget...gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss😘-Himari