Sasuke rubbed some oil on his chest and put on his mascara. His eyes were sexy af.
I stumbled out of bed. His eyes raced over to look in my direction. He had one eye done with mascara and one eye not. He looked like gaara without eyelids.
He look alarmed as I stared at his side mole which was breathing deeply up and down his chiseled jawline.
"Babe I'm hungry. Make me some spinach." He hissed tying his tie.
Sasuke loved to eat spinach, it was his favourite thing to eat after when itachi died and a spinach plant grew from his stomach.
I left my half dressed God and proceeded to pick some spinach from the rotting corpse. We had tried our best to preserve the body but it was slowly rotting into our expensive wooden flooring.
I noticed a decorative bowl of eggs beside the fridge. I don't know what came over me in that moment, but I had a lustrous desire for eggs. I picked up a smooth, old man beard white egg and placed it slowly into my mouth.
Crunch.
"What dafuck are you doing?" Sasuke was standing in the doorway a look of pure horror on his duck face. I choked on the egg shells and tried to hide my lustful expression behind itachis long hair.
"Babe my love for eggs. It's a sign ya know. Pregnant eggs. I am with child for I have missed my bleed."
Sasuke looked delighted. He ran over and grabbed my stomach.
" A son and heir to my uchiha throne" he sobbed into my belly.
My belly button filled with his pure salty tears and I could feel the child within begin to rumble. I cried out in pain as the small bump began to expand and sasukes head was enveloped in the folds of my stomach skin.
I got down on my knees.
"Weeee-oooaaaaa-ahhhoooooo" I cried as a wasp flew into my belly button.
"Oh no...oh nono." Sasuke shivered. " It's him it's orchimaru. He wants my baby boy."
I screamed. "Oh my baba." I shrieked punching the fruit bowl.
"There's one thing I can do honey" He looked grimly into my eyes. "I have to go in, to save the child..."