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Y/n: "What would you do if I was choking?"
Hobie: "Shii I would would apologize and pull back 2 inches-"
Y/n: "PFFFTT"
Pav: "I don't get it...":(
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Y/n: "Spin me and then drop okay?"
Hobie: "Got it."
*Spin* *CRASH!*
Y/n: "DIP! I MEANT DIP!"
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Peter: "Whose the favorite child?"
Y/n: "We love all 3 of them equally!"
Gwen: "Pav"
Miles: "Pav"
Pav: "Me!"
Hobie: "Pav."
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Pav: "Y/n? How'd you meet Hobie?"
Y/n: "He tried breaking into my collage."
Miles: "Why..."
Hobie: "The fun of it."
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*Y/n driving*: "Alright Miles hold on to the waters it's a hard right!"
Miles: "AH SHIT!"
*Splash!*
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Y/n: "When he in my head too much, I might as well give him some."😍
Pav: "Why would you give Hobie your brain??"
Hobie: "HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA"
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*Hobie about to shoot*: "THIS FOR YOU LUV!"
*Misses*
Gwen: "If you break up with him after that it's understandable."
Y/n: "Nah... I love pathetic men..."😊
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*Hobie taps cheek*: "Kiss"
*Y/n jumps*: "Fuck! Bend down!"
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*Y/n holding shirt*
Hobie: "Whats that say?"
Y/n: "Fuck the British. Yeah. I might."
*Puts it back*
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*Y/n when she first met Miles, Pav and Gwen*: "These are my babies. If anything happened to them. I'd kill everyone and then myself."
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*Y/n pointing to the spider society*: "These are my bitches. If you fuck with them. All of a sudden. It's my problem."
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Pav: "Hobie, are those scratches on your back from fighting?"
Hobie: "No their from Y/n-"
Y/n: "ME GIVING HIM BACK MASSAGES! My nails are just too long."😃✋
Hobie: "We both know that's not the only thing thats long."
Miles: "What the fuck."
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Y/n: "I wanna be the person who does random dramatic cartwheels everywhere."
Pav: "I already have that role."
Y/n: "Oop, and you can keep it baby." 😘
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Hobie: "Y/n. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. It's an accident luv."
*Y/n turned away from Hobie*
Miles: "Whats happening?"
Gwen: "Hobie broke his and Y/n's pinky promise."
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FanficBtw, this book is going to be based on Hobie in Across the Spiderverse!!! Y/n L/n the wonderful and amazing girlfriend of Hobie Brown. Aka, Spiderman. Come to see the adventures of Y/n and Hobie! (Btw Y/n is living the life of a little miss rich gi...
