James's hell.

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Back in his room, Lincoln dons his grown-up suit.

Lincoln: How do I look?

Angus: Oh, brilliant, sir. But why a suit?

Lincoln: It's my blue convincing suit. *to the readers* Patent pending. &back to Angus* I wear it whenever I need to talk my family into something. It's never let me down. Right, Lil?

Lily is on the Duke's bed, sucking her foot, and notices Lincoln looking at her.

Lily: *finger-guns her brother* Man with Plan.

Later, the Louds have all assembled to watch a presentation. It starts off with a shot of Scotland, then the family painting of the Louds' ancestors.

Lincoln: *narrating* Whoosh! Scotland, where the Loud clan first rose to prominence. *shows a photo of the Louds arriving in Scotland in the submarine, followed by shots of them touring Loch Loud* Our family came here on vacation to find our ancestors. We found so much more. *shows a shot of Loch Loud* We found our town, *shows a shot of Loud Castle* our castle, *shows a shot of Angus in front of the town* our history, and most importantly... *shows a shot of Lynn Sr. Highland dancing while Lynn Jr. gives him a score of 10 and the rest of their family watches in embarrassment*...we found ourselves.

Lynn Sr.: *tears up* So true...

The picture slowly burns up.

Lincoln: *narrating* But soon, our
vacation will end.

James: So?

Lynn Sr.: *freaking out* AHH! NO!

The presentation cuts back to the ancestral painting.

Lincoln: *narrating* Unless we seize the chance of a lifetime... *photoshops the current Louds' faces over their ancestral counterparts'* ...and fulfill our destiny! How, you may ask? *appears on screen* By moving to Scotland, where the Louds can truly live loud.

An explosion appears, with Lincoln making sound effects, fading to a shot of Lily wearing a kilt.

Lily: Loud and proud!

A pair of sunglasses overlay over her via editing with a "thud". The presentation ends; Lincoln walks over.

Lincoln: *tears up* That last part always gets me... So?

Lynn Sr.: *Scottish accent* I'm in! Scotland forever!

He realizes his wife and daughters are not interested and sits down.

Lana: This is all 'cause you wanna be 'the Duke'.

Lincoln: What? No! It has nothing to do with-

His sisters start throwing pillows at him.

Luna: Busted, dude.

Luan: Fat chance, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah, okay, so maybe that has a little to do with it, but moving here would be wonderful for all of us!

James: ye must be snorting coke if ye thinks I'm stayin' here!

Rita: Sweetie, we're on vacation. We have a life in Royal Woods.

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