Children are the problem

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Cliffhanger: Y'all why is Bumblebee acting strange?

Bitchprime: I'm not sure, maybe I did something wrong

Old_wrecker: out of all the things you could've thought, you first think that's your fault? I think Ratchet is starting to rub on you

Scared^Copter: wait is father going through something?

Sadmedic: NO! I am fine!

Trauma•Seeker: that's absolute bullshit there

illogicalboy: I'm surprised that you know that that's a lie, Starscream.

Bitchprime: look who decided to finally come out of his lab

MiniOptimus: Smoke, why are you acting like this?? Is this because of Bee ignoring you??

Unicronbucket: I can't believe I'm saying this but... Bumblebee is currently busy with... SOME things

Predalord: Wait really?

illogicalboy: Predaking is in this social groupchat?? This isn't logical!

Cheap_optimus: hey Shockwave can you give Stary and I permission to take Predaking out?

Sadmedic: Hangout or date??

Unicronbucket: I genuinely don't know

Trauma•Seeker: PLEASE SHOCKWAVE!!

illogicalboy: fine, BUT he must be back at exactly 10 PM

Cheap_optimus: We're going to watch the Barbie movie at 9:30 tho

HellaGay joined the chat

HellaGay: DID SOMEONE SAY BARBIE MOVIE

Bitchprime: hey bro, anyways! Ratchet will you support me if I was gay?

Old_wrecker: OH NAW

MiniOptimus: bruh

Sadmedic: first of all I have 3 sons that are gay but 4 sons because of Orion/Optimus, number two I'm fucking gay and married to a gay man, three OPTIMUS FUCKIN MADE OUT WITH MEGATRON AND EVERYONE IN BASE IS GAY BUT ARCEE ISNT

Unicronbucket: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

Scared^Copter: don't forget that I'm also trans, father

Trauma•Seeker: Are we just going to ignore the fact that THE Optimus prime made out with our leader

HellaGay: Jokes on you guys because Miko sent me pictures and let's just say, I don't think Optimus is very innocent😏

Predalord: you using that emoji is a blessing to me for some reason and I don't like it.

Bitchprime: imagine only using emojis in this groupchat?

Cheap_optimus: 🌟🫵🤙👆😘

HellaGay:😼

Trauma•Seeker: 😮🥰

Sadmedic: bitch ass motherfuckin-

Unicronbucket: OH RATCHET😦😲

Old_wrecker: RATCHET NOT INFRONT OF THE KIDS

HellaGay: when were you the protective one?

Cheap_optimus: well I seen him like this a few times but it's rare

illogicalboy: it's because of his motherly instincts, when someone has a child they have a sort of protective yet caretaker instinct, so I'm guessing for quite awhile.

Bitchprime: wait I thought Wheeljack was the dominant one

Sadmedic: HAH YOU THOUGHT

Scared^Copter: I knew since the beginning and um father why are you acting like this?

MiniOptimus: I think Miko may have been putting alcohol beverages into Ratchet's energon cubes.

HellaGay: THATS SOMETHING I WOULD DO ALSO I TAUGHT HER THAT

Predalord: now I want a kid😞🥺

Cliffhanger: BRO I LOOK AWAY FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND I SEE THIS

Trauma•Seeker: pretty sure I'm the one who will carry the sparkling

Bitchprime: I feel like a bottom for some reason

Sadmedic: your not, you just want things slowly or easy so you won't stress out Bee but instead he's the one who is rushing you

Scared^Copter: I mean... Bee did tell me-

HellaGay: Could you tell like all of us what Bee said about MY little brother Smokescreen?

Cheap_optimus: UHM 😰😓

Unicronbucket: What's wrong?

Old_wrecker: LOL MAGNUS DOESNT KNOW IF PREDAKING MEANT LITERALLY AND THE FACT THAT HE WILL BE WITHOUT A CHOICE WILL BE A TOP

Cliffhanger: meanwhile me-


Single

Trauma•Seeker: wha-

Sadmedic: Hey Cliffjumper

Cliffhanger: yeah?

Bitchprime: Oh- I know what's going on now

Sadmedic: so um @Trauma•Seeker IS Starscream so um

Cliffhanger: oh ok

Trauma•Seeker: Your not mad at me?

Unicronbucket: huge plot twist

Predalord: it's better than you teaming up with Optimus back at season 1...

illogicalboy: 😶

MiniOptimus: 🫢

Trauma•Seeker: Predaking really broke and roasted Megatron

Cliffhanger: HE EVEN GOT SHOCKWAVE TO USE AN EMOJI

Old_wrecker: ANYWAYS-

Sadmedic: I don't think Predaking is so kind after all

Predalord: HELLO SYNTHETIC

Scared^Copter: I guess he knows your nickname, Father

Bitchprime: OOH I almost forgot, do you guys know what "KYS" means?

HellaGay: I'm not saying it

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HEY GUYS sorry I haven't been uploading chapters it's just me being stressed out and school soooo yeah! Also I was wondering if y'all want to do a QnA with the groupchat, you can just comment one! Or more!

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