HOW I MET VALDROXX (LOVEFIC)

How we met

One radical day I was skateboarding around columbine high (that's the school I go to) but I was bullied and hated BY THOSE STUPID FUCKING JOCKS so I didn't have many friends. I was walking alone all by myself in the parking lot when this 23 year old gautemalen walks up to me. I know he's gautemalen because he is speaking in Spanish and he has brown skin.

"He looks too old to be at my school." I said and thought he was someone's parents. I decided to ask him if he's the bullies dad so I can tell him to make his kids LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE because being pushed into lockers for wearing a trenchcoat is FUCKING GAY AND STUPID. seriously IT PISSES ME OFF.

"Hi are you Aqua Nyan?" He asked and I got so annoyed. Only my best friends get to call me Aqua Nyan and I don't know him yet or how he knows my real name. "NO FAGGOT IM AQUA FUCKQUA!" I scream because I get mad easily. He is ok with this and is nice to me.

"Oh sorry hi Aqua I'm valdroxx and I'm a famous youtuber who came to see you." And I NOTICE HOW HOT HE IS!! Cause he's got that black and red side bang and sexy SMIRK 👌💯. "Oh um hi." AND I BLUSH A LITTLE BIT!! 💙🍭

"What do you need valdroxx." I ask and he said. "Your fans are waiting at my house and they really want your autograph they told me." And MY EYES GET SUPER BIG! There's nobody I love more than my little trenchcoat mafia members! 

"OH OK I GOTTA BE THERE ASAP" but I get worried that my mom stariaat will get mad I'm leaving with a stranger but I don't care because fuck stariaat my animations ARE WAYY BETTER. so valdroxx gets into his car I go in too.

So then we go to his house and I notice no one is there. "Wait where are my fans." And valdroxx looks at me. "I lied to you because I want you to be my girlfriend Aqua your so pretty and beautiful." AND HE KIDNAPS ME!

"LET ME GO RIGHT NOW." I scream but he says no and I get tied up to a chair and now it's just us. "Oh no he is going to kill me!" AND I GET FRUSTERATED BECAUSE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE WITH MY HPOINT SHOTGUN AND MMM2 PISTOL but I didn't have those it was in my gym bag in the school locker room still.

"Aqua I'm not going to kill you because when I saw you walk into the school I realized you and me were meant for eachother and I didn't know how to tell you I loved you." 

AND I GASP REALIZING HES REALLY NOT THE SCARY PEDOPHILE RAPIST EVERYONE SAYS HE IS! "Oh valdroxx I know you are a good person the rape was just surprise sex."

"Thanks Aqua" AND I PEER DOWN AND SEE ALL THE COLORFUL WRIST BANDS ON HIS ARMS. "OMG YOUR AUSTISTIC LIKE Me??!?!"

"Yes" WE THEN MAKE OUT. HE LOVES THIS; so now me and valdroxx are dating and we love eachother very much AND NOBODY gets in our way but the next week some of the students saw me hanging out with him a lot.

I was with my BFF flash temper when she turned to me. "Um Aqua you aren't dating valdroxx are you because my dead sister temper flash dated him and if she was still alive she'd be very angry at you."

"AS IF I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DEAD SISTER STUPID BITCH." I respond fast and I run all the way to the cemetery and to tempers grave I break it in half with a massive sledgehammer and now it's wrecked. 

Flash temper sees this and starts to cry. "Aqua how could you do that to me it was all I have left of temperflash after her death in 2019 you are so heartless."

"I'm sorry tomorrow I'll make it better I promise." And I leave. So then I go home to valdroxx he's there with only his underwear on. "VALDROXX FLASH TEMPER AND ME GOT INTO A FIGHT 😭."

"Oh no wait I got an idea on what to do to the school." He says. "She wants to be dead like her sister right well we can shoot up the school together and make them both see eachother again."

"THATS A GREAT IDEA" and i suck his dick before we go to the school in the black dusters they dragged on the floors as we walked down the hallways menacingly. "time to die HIGHSCHOOL"

And me and valdroxx start killing everyone in the cafeteria they are dead now. We go into the library and I see flash temper reading a book. "DIE" and me and valdroxx kill her. "let's have sex." Ok and me and valdroxx get married the end!