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Esteban problem

private chat between Lance and Esteban

Lance: why do you act so differently on text?

Esteban: I don't 

Lance: yes you do

Esteban: how?

Lance: well whenever you text in the group chat you act like I'm nothing 

Lance: but then when we are together you act like the most lovable person to me and you forget everything you said over text

Esteban: that's not true

Lance: yes it is, do you even actually love me 

Esteban: stop being like that. your so freaking sensitive and I haven't even done anything wrong

Esteban: go cry to your daddy maybe he will buy you a new boyfriend and maybe he can put up with your bullshit

Lance: your right, goodbye

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Sir Lewis: Lance I have your black and blue beanie you were looking for earlier

Lancelot: just burn it 

Nicholas: what?

Lancelot: or keep it, I don't really care

Nando: but it was a gift from Esteban

Lancelot: your point?

Italian Jesus🇮🇹: isn't he your boyfriend or did something happen?

Lancelot: we ended things but don't worry about me I can just ask my dad for a new one

Grid Mum: why would you say that?

Lancelot: his words not mine

Golden Retriever: bitch, why would he say that?

Lancelot: because just like everyone thinks my dad buys me everything in life I have no talent and no attractiveness in my looks

Golden Retriever: don't say that, you do have talent your are an amazing driver people should be proud you to get points for the team and your teamate is Sebastian Vettel i wouldn't be surprised if you finished behind him 

Golden Retriever: and I cannot forget to mention how beautiful you look, you don't understand how many times I have wanted to just grab your face and just kiss you

Lancelot: Mick this is the group chat...

Golden Retriever: shit

Grid Mum: language, Mick its ok to express your feelings and I do agree with you 

Grid Mum: with the driving of course

Lando is okay: yeah your amazing at driving Lance

Chilli🌶: agreed 

Icedad: we all agree

Lancelot: thanks guys