Pick up Lines

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Small Chef🧑‍🍳: I hope you know CPR, cause you took my breath away

Sir Lewis: what?

Tripod: so aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

Nando: what is happening?

Lando is okay: are you a parking ticket? cause you have 'fine' written all over you

Chilli🌶: if you were a vegetable you would be a 'cute-cumber'

BotASS: why?

Grid Mum: yeah why are you doing this?

Icedad: you should share some of your pick up lines

Shirtless baby: yes please

Grid Mum: no

Lancelot: pweaseeeeee

Grid Mum: I said no

HONEY BADGER🦡: but muuuuuuuuummmmm

Grid Mum: Daniel i'm not doing it

Stupid: please you promised

Grid Mum: and when was that?

Stupid: pretty please

Icedad: come on Seb 

Sir Lewis: please Seb

Grid Mum: you guys are acting like children

Nando: we don't care 

Goatifi: share

Grid Mum: fine

HONEY BADGER🦡: yay

Grid Mum: I didn't believe in love at first site but that was before I met you

Icedad: he said that to me

Grid Mum: are you as beautiful on the inside as you are the outside?

Albono: woah chill for a second we only just got started

Shirtless baby: shush it's starting to get interesting

Grid Mum: you know what you would look really beautiful in? my bed

Lion🦁: this is scary

HONEY BADGER🦡: don't stop

Grid Mum: the sparkle in your eyes is so bright the sun must be jealous

Lando is okay: any more?????

Grid Mum: that is enough

Lando is okay: no please continue

Stupid: why? so you can say these to Carlos

Chilli🌶: he has already said some to me

Lando is okay: CARLOS

Chilli🌶: jkjkjk

Nando: kids 🤦

Checo: rememeber when you said-

Nando: shut it

Checo: no

Nando: i'm warning you

Checo: and what are you going to do?

BotASS: relax 

Checo: Fernando said to Mark "kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?" then Mark proceeded to kiss him

Nando: your so dead

Checo: I died a happy death

Grid Mum: Fernando stop 

Icedad: your acting like the kids

Nando: how could you say that?

Goatifi: he isn't wrong

Nando: i'm going to kill all of you

Italian Jesus🇮🇹: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

BotASS: but its 1:00pm

Italian Jesus🇮🇹: and? 

HONEY BADGER🦡: aww does someone want a kiss

Stupid: ew

Lion🦁: shush

Italian Jesus🇮🇹: fine 

Goatifi: Checo he is after you

Checo: i'm already gone :)

Albono: George I will stop loving you on the 30th of February 2022

Shirtless baby: ALEEEEEXXXXX

Lando is okay: noooo don't break up you two are so cute together

Lancelot: when is the 30th

Esteban: doesn't exist

Shirtless baby: oh your right

Albono: George I would never stop loving you

Lion🦁: so cheesy

Small Chef🧑‍🍳: 50 says he is hooking up with George right now

Grid Mum: don't be ridiculous

Tripod: we all hear that right?

Grid Mum: NOT IN THE HOUSE AHHHHH

Lando is okay: do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

Chilli🌶: not now...

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Of course there had to be some sort of chaos in this chapter

sorry for not updating last week I had school camp 

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