Stan POV:
"Ohh hey kyle i just wanted to say if you wanted to come over to my house today.. Also i kinda need directions to the counselors office ha..ha?" Kyle gave me a confused look and took me to the Counselors office. Once Kyle had left I walked away as this brunette haired kid came up to me. "Hey! My name is Clyde, all the ladies type. Would you be able to come over to Tolkiens house for a party you seem chill and im inviting almost everyone!" Clyde said "oh sure, i could see if I could make it i guess" he then ran to tell other people (mostly women). Before I knew it Wendy came up to me and asked if i was heading to the party i nodded in response as she jumped in excitement she gave me a kiss on the lips and said she needed to go to Bebe her blonde curly friend. Once i got home after a long day of school i flopped down on my bed and texted Kyle that i was heading to Clydes party. He texted me back 1 min later saying he was also going. I got up took a shower, wore some navy blue baggy jeans with a white shirt and a black sweater. Then i wore the hat i would wear every single day. I checked the time and headed to Tolkiens party walking while listening to Mitski and Alex G, i arrived looking in shock as I saw how huge his house was, i entered to see couples making out alcohol everywhere and trash all over the floor . Ugh this looks like a typical Highschool drunken party, i sighed to see Kyle who had came up to me and asked how I was well glad he was here, i checked to see Kyle was also wearing a black sweater with an olive green shirt and baggy pants all coded with his green ushanka he wore everyday. We talked for a bit until i wanted to find Wendy i said to Kyle i was going to find someone as he nodded and went away. I saw Wendy taking a shot with her sparkly purple dress and came up to me. "H-Hey babe wanna get a r-room?~" Wendy had managed to say while being drunk, i grabbed her hand and went upstairs to use an unoccupied room.
Kyles POV:
I walked away from Stan after he said he needed to go find someone i saw him go to Wendy as he grabbed her hand and went up to a room. I already knew what they were gonna do... I went up to Kenny and Marjorine also known as Butter but he decided he was more comfortable as a girl. I walked up to them as a pair of hands caught me by the waist and pulled me close. I was speechless and kicked his left leg hard he bent down to whine from the pain. I walked over to the couple making out as Marjorine greeted me "HEY KYLE HOW ARE YOU :)" with an enthusiastic voice i smiled at the response and said "im doing fine i was just about to leave anyways". She frowned and told me goodbye i saw the fatass and told him "hey fatass i have a favor if you see Stan and he is looking for me tell him I already left with Rebecca" the fatass chuckled "sure you jew fag" As i walked away with grabbing Rebecca heading to my house. I got her since she wanted to tell me something but Stan interrupted ugh just thinking about him pisses me off. "Hey kyle.." Rebecca stood there as she said "would you like to be my boyfriend..?" And pecked me in my lips. I awkwardly nodded cause i felt bad for rejection.
Stans POV:
I went downstairs after i had finished with Wendy looking for Kyle but didnt spot him anywhere. I just wanted to talk to him for a bit. Cartman then came up to me and said that he left with Rebecca. What?? He left with that girl that was about to kiss him.. he walked away to grab more food as I sat on the couch thinking what him and that girl could be doing right now... WAIT WHY AM I SUDDENLY LIKE THIS?! I shaked my head to remove the thoughts, then i halfly took out the device my super hero team calls me on to see there wasnt any messages huh, weird. They're probably all busy like me right now. I couldn't stay at this party much longer because i started getting a headache from all the loud noise and the smell of marijuana. Soon i left walking back to my house, its not like its really far just a 1 hour walk.. Never mind is pretty far. I walked about 20 minutes until i saw Kyle putting someone in the car waving goodbye. It's probably that brunette curly-haired girl. I ran up to Kyle catching my breath a little since i had asthma, he looked over at me and asked me what i was doing doing here "Well, i kinda didn't wanna be in that party anymore i got a huge headache from all the noise and marijuana smell" i told him "also why did you leave early??" "I hate being in parties all alone it makes me uncomfortable and some dude tried to hit on me luckily i kicked his leg before he could do anything .." he stated "wait who's this guy that tried to hit on you" "eh some rando i guess but today was eventful first that dude tried to hit on me and second Rebecca is my girlfriend now" he said with a grin on his face "your what now-?" "Girlfriend dummy" huh was written all over my face " when did you guys become offical ?!"
Kyle :"Oh uh- just a few mins before you came"
Stan: "oh.. well good for you dude!."
Kyle: "wanna walk together?"
Stan: "Why do you think i came running to you"
*They started talking about random stuff*
"Hey look at that little kid, she looks as if she's about to get kidnapped" kyle said. I ran to the little girl with a man with beside her wearing a black hoodie looking all drunk "Hey what do think you're doing shes my daughter" the man in black spouted "hey do you know him?" The girl started shaking her head fast trembling in fear "I SAID GIVE HER BACK" *He slapped Stan on his face hard* "what do you think you're doing you bastard." Kyle had clenched his arm hard the man look like he was in pain. "Ill take care of him, just make sure the girl is okay" kyle had said when he turned around
* Stan is Italian writing and the girl is bold*
"Hey what's your name, are you hurt."
"N-No, my names Sasha, and i dont know that man.."
"Hey, its okay, were here now and nobody can hurt you , do you know where your parents house is?"
"Yea, its across the block"
"Great we'll you there after i speak to my friend"
"Dude are you good you been handling him for 2 minutes already?" "Yea im good i totally did not tie him up in a pole and punch him countlessly 😊" kyle said "ooookayyy - well we need to get this girl back safe to her house."
*Timeskip to the girls house cause im too lazy 😊*
"Thank you so much for returning my daughter, ill make sure to keep her more safe from now on" the lady said in a worried tone "no problem its the least we could do" she closed the door as we started heading back to our houses surprisingly it wasnt as far maybe like a 5 minute walk or so. "Hey wanna
Come over?" Kyle said "sure dude its not like i anything better to do"*Another timeskip to Kyles room 😙*
*Kyles POV:*
"Uh- hey is your cheek feeling a bit better after that slap?"
"Oh sure its a little sore and swelled up i think but im fine!" Stan said
"Dude are you sure cause there is a bruise with some blood on it- yknow what never mind let me just get my first aid kit and ill patch it up for you."Cliffhanger 😭
Authors note:
Sorry for not posting for awhile 😔💔lost all motivation and school starts tmmrw😢😢 ill try to post more oftenly if i can ALSO TYSMM for 509 READS I NEVER THOUGHT THIS FANFIC WOULD GO POPULAR SINCE I HATE IT SM 😭 ily all sorry for not being active 😔🤞
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RomansaContains - Strong language/blood/ maybe alcoholism/ maybe self harm idk / possible smut / fighting Rest explained in introduction 👍💕