don't mess around. (bunny/ mysterion x professor chaos)

mysterion

(Professor chaos/ butters pov)

I happily get out my phone to text kenny.

Kenny <3

Hey ken, can I go over
To your house? I miss
Youu :(

I would love for you to
Come over. I miss you
Too -,-

Can you help me sneak
Out?

Yeah let me just help
My sis with something
Then I'll be there

Okayy =3

BHAHAHAH THE FACE
IS A DICK

Kenn- >:(

Sorry babee ;-;

(I actually text to someone like this and I love them sm <3)

I put down my phone while smiling. I swear, Kenny just makes me so happy. He doesn't even have to do anything and I'll be smiling.
Then I remember something, what happened yesterday.. Kevin. He could definitely be mysterion.. I'll have to keep an eye on him definitely.. I mean, if it is him.. what would I do? He's literally my own boyfriends brother.. I can't just kidnap or kill him.. kenny would definitely be upset. I can't bare when he's upset. But what the fuck am I gonna do?! I can just kidnap him for a little.. to finally reveal what he is to everyone. And then there would be no mysterion. That's seems amazing.. I can try that. But what if he isn't mysterion? Then I would have kidnapped him for absolutely no reason..
Fuck this is so confusing. I'm getting so close to mysterions identity. I mean, he has dirty blonde hair, he cares for karen, he has a deep voice, he's strong, that could describe kenny but it describes Kevin perfectly. Kenny doesn't sound like mysterion at all. Kevin does. Kevin also fits the description so.. south park is small. So it's most likely him.. I'll just have to plan this out later.
I hear a knock on my window and I look over and see kenny. It makes me smile. I open my window and kenny helps me out of my room. "Hey buttercup" kenny says as I close my window. "Hey ken, let's go now" I say and smile at kenny.
He helps me down and we walk over to his house.
I look at him and he looks nervous, like always when I go over to his house. I always go over there. He just still is embarrassed of his house and thinks its not good enough for me, I think it's stupid that he thinks that.. I grab his hand, trying to maybe take away what he could be overthinking. He also always overthinks if I walk in the house at the wrong time. Like the time that we came in and his parents were fighting again. I told him that I didn't mind but he keeps overthinking it.
We near the house and now it's my time to overthink. I forgot that I said to mysterion that I was there because of my brothers.. if he's Kevin then he would know I'm lying.. what if he says something? It's gonna be so suspicious.. I just hope he doesn't ask.. fucking shit I keep overthinking.

(Lmfao mysterion be on his mindd-)

We walk into Kenny's house and I see Kevin sitting on the couch. I can't help but glare at him as we walk into Kenny's room. He sees me and gives me a weird look. Expected I guess. Kenny closes the door and sits on the bed, "you okay buttercup? Your acting a little weird" he says and I sit down next to him. "I uhm.. I'm a little out of it so uh- yeah.." Kenny sighs and pulls me into a hug, "I'm sorry my love" I smile and blush, he's so sweet.
Kenny keeps hugging me and says, "so my sister told me something that happened yesterday. Did you lie to her or something?"

(Sorry for the short chapter ill try to do another part tomorrow)