Sagalog - thonk

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*tape 2 thonk or whatever*


*so apparently there are alternates??? and phone calls? holy shit guys i had no idea :0*

*song start lmao oh yeah did i mention phone calls? The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerob-*



Bc: come over. my sis died.

Nemphis benessee: oh ok i will come over but why did your sis die

Bc: i thonk she saw a ghost in there, fell off, like your life, too lazy to do it myself so do me a favor?

Nemphis benessee: that is so crazy that she saw ghosts in your house man, but did i ask no i didn't so shut your mouth hole up.

Bc: you quite literally asked me so you cannot be talking, you look like somebody took a big shit on a honda civic!1!!

Nemphis benessee: ha that was a trap to make you say something unfunny like calling me a shit on a car anyways what do you need

Bc: turn on my cams i have for some reason. then try to avoid causing a prolonged car crash

Nemphis benessee: i am definitely scared of your house, but i'll do your little goofy favor.

Bc: i'll ignore that. im going to colorado.

Nemphis benessee: i'm cocaine bear, i do cocaine, sniffs cocaine more.

Bc: i will kill you nemphis, with this flower that spits out sun that's like money to some

Nemphis benessee: shut the fuck up :B:c, even i know that a sunflower's useless, you should try chompers

Bc: yep, you're high, how am i not surprised, oh yeah the cameras, bitch, did you turn them on like i wanted?

Nemphis benessee: i'm not high, for that, you are the guy, and no i havent because i havent fucking left yet

Bc: why havent you left your house for my task? are you secretly an impostor in the vents?

Nemphis benessee: did you see mandela catalogue, i will die! now if you excuse me, i will eat waffle fries.

Bc: apple apple apple apple apple apple apple get an apple apple apple apple apple ligma.

Nemphis benessee: 262-338-0906, that's a door repair service which i think you might need real soon

Bc: you are scared to go into my house because yes? haha

nemphis benessee: im ok im ok im ok im ok or not

Bc: or are you scared of houses cause they're houses? haha

nemphis benessee: im not homophobic, im not scared of homes or doors-

Both: gay

Bc: Hehehe... I'm not sus.



*turn this tape off how do i do that lmao my brain hurts im not qualified for this shit*

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