Nakime - Okay now that Muzan and Kokushibo aren't here I'm leaving you guys to do whatever but if I catch you doing something I don't want you doing I'm kicking you out the infinity castle until the sun comes up got it
Nakime - Great anyway get out my sight
Yorichi - I'm so bored
Nakime - What do you want me to do
Yorichi - Nothing but I'm so bored
Nakime - Well maybe you could go on a walk
Daki - or Maybe he could join us for girls night
Nakime - But it's girls night
Daki - Yeah but Yorichi knows a lot about Muzan - Sama and Kokushibo
Nakime - Yeah your right yeah you can join girls night
Daki - I already have a starting bet
Yorichi - Oh you guys make bets might as well invite me every time then
Nakime - Don't push it we need to spend one night with you first
Yorichi - Okay okay what's the bet
Daki - I bet 200¥ that I can get Kokushibo to block me in one phone call
Nakime - I bet 150¥ you can't
Yorichi - 200¥ She can
Nakime - You drive a hard bargain I like that call him
Daki - It's ringing
Kokushibo - What Daki
Daki - Can I tell you a joke
Kokushibo - I already don't wanna here it
Daki - See already blocked
Yorichi - Give me that money
Nakime - I already like you better then your brother
Nakime - I have a bet
Yorichi - That is
Nakime - I bet 100¥ that kokushibo and Muzan have condoms for when Muzan is in his female form
Daki - I bet 150¥ they don't they probably don't fuck when he's in the female form
Yorichi - Do you know my brother at all he may seen innocent but to be honest he's really horny and always willing to have sex I bet 200¥ they do
Nakime - Let's go see then
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Daki - So where do you think they would put condoms
Yorichi - Not sure
Nakime - Probably a closet or dresser
Yorichi - Found them
Nakime - Oh I was right a
Daki - It's crazy how they have a cabinet full of condoms
Nakime - At least they're neatly set up
Yorichi - That's what your worried about I'm worried why there are so damn many
Daki - Yeah that is pretty questionable
Nakime - Whatever let's get back to betting
Yorichi - I have one
Daki - And the bet is
Yorichi - I bet 450¥ that at least one of the couples are fucking
Nakime - 500¥ That they aren't we would've heard it already
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