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I wake up, my green orbs fluttering open. I blink my pearls, very disoriented. Where the fuck am I, I thoughtled to myself... This is a living room😦. oh right i slept on the couch☺. But this is not my house... Whose house am I in...? I think i germinated my Dr. Pepper.....
Dee walks in. He stares at me, very blankly. Then, his eyes narrowed. I flutter my green orbs at him, batting my green pearls away. "Who the fuck are you🙁" Dee stared at me, even more. He wants me frfr😏😏. So anyways, i shrug my delicate shoulders at him. I know hes looking at them. I know he thinks im hot.
"Get out of my house you ugly rat."
He calls me ugly, i piss the bed. Also i piss perfume. Im just different. Im not like other girls. Am i a girl?? Tune in on the next episode of Sex Put Me In The ER to find out☺☺☺
So anyways. I said no. Because i like it here :3
Its rather comfy. My couch is made of drywall so this is a very nice upgrade :3
Wait did I say i pissed the bed? I meant i pissed on the couch. Except i dont piss. Im just built different. I dont need to function like normal human beings.
Dee stares at me. Heavy proceeds to walk in. He also, calls me an ugly rat. Making me, very sad? He looked very kawaii... and i was upset that such a kawaii creature would call me a rat. We couldve had slumber parties.
I then pounce on him, from predator to prey, ripping him open limb from limb :3
He okay though, hes kawaii. And plus i did not actually do that. I simply stared. And then I pounced on him. However i simply ate his hair. And then he was balded. Voldemortcore :3
I bat my green pears at him :3
"Are you fucking insane😦" He asked me, looking at me like a prey to predator.
I fantasized about ripping him open, limb from limb. But then Dee looked at me and suddenly all i knew was he. He then threw a bottle at me. Of wine. How did he get this? I have no idea. I then whimpered. (whimpering audio when?)
....Pussy? I thought to myself. Except i think wolves whimper more.. yknow? I dont know animal facts. I dropped out in the second grade.
I bat my grean orbs at Dee, making Heavy greatly uncomfortableTM.
"...What is happening here..?" Heavy asks, mourning the newly found loss of his hair. I then had the intrusive thought to lick his bald head.
"I am going to call the cops"
What'll happen next? Will Heavy ever get his hair back? Tune in next week to find out. That's all, on this episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER☺☺
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Guitar Droppings (Metal Family)
RandomWE CRIED WHILE WRITING THIS!!1! HEAVY GOES BALD. METAL FAMILY CRACK FIC 💕💕 WRITTEN BY TWO IDIOTS WHO NEED TO TOUCH GRASS ☺.
