deep thoughts

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Carson: Hey Leo.

Leo: Yeah?

Carson: If you're the security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Leo: *realization*

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Skyler: Everything in the universe is either a duck, or not a duck.

Carson, thinking: How did I fall for her-


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