One day, in a bar on Saturn, Murdoc was just milling around the bar when he spotted a bathroom with bubbling green water! "ZA BAFF!!!" He eagerly yelled. "Hey, you guys, I'm just gonna take a baff." Then, he let down his pants, and hopped into the water. There, he sunk deeper and deeper, and there he saw all of his bandmembers! "Stupid 2-d!" He chuckled. "Getting attaked by his own food!" But then, he realized that he should cover his parts. So he did. Then..... "SOAP!!!!!!!" He yelled! "No baff is completed with out soap!" So he went to find soap.
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Za Baff: Murdoc's Quest To Find Soap
HumorJoin Murdoc as he dives into his holy bath at Saturnz Barnz and swims and splashes to victory as he searches for the mighty soap gods! (See video/song Saturnz Barnz by Gorillaz.)