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in which penelope shares her life to the little people in her phone but in this specific friend group, we can't always have nice things.

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penelopearcher: magically z-licious 😆🌈✨🩷

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letmecelly: at least you have a cute kid and a man with all his teeth
jackhughes: HEY
trevorzegras: @jackhughes cry about it
—penelopearcher: @trevorzegras leave your socks on the bathroom floor again and you'll be casted as toothless the dragon
—trevorzegras: @penelopearcher HEY

trevorzegras: i'm your biggest fan
penelopearcher: thank you i am ella's
trevorzegras: what about me 😣
penelopearcher: 🦗🦗🦗

colecaufield: my favorite story is Z not knowing if it was you or ella yelling "good job daddy!" in the video of him doing the michigan 💀💀💀
_quinnhughes: yeah because he's an idiot
trevorzegras: coming from a college drop out
griffinzegras: you also dropped out of college

markestapa: smells like milf in here
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_alexturcotte: ej and pg🩷 and he's there...
trevorzegras: die

user1: ella's bunnies and vest🥹
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griffinzegras: god you guys are so cute it makes me sick
lhughes_06: GRIFF DADDY
griffinzegras: LUKEY POOKIE

jackhughes: MY LITTLE ELLY JACK I MISS HER SO BAD
penelopearcher: do you miss her parents too😀⁉️
jackhughes: hm, this is awkward
letmecelly: he cried because he missed trevor after two margaritas just three nights ago
jackhughes: suddenly this isn't a safe space anymore

user2: mother is mothering

nbsmallerbear: cute kid! hope all is well😊
trevorzegras: yes that is my kid, she looks just like me. yes she is mine. she is very cute and my kid yes.
_quinnhughes: oh my god trevor get a fucking grip man

slapmystass: YOU LOOK SO GOOD MAMA

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penelopearcher: let me drive the cart (no seriously let me drive trevor sucks at it)

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shattdeuces: i tried to get him driving lessons for christmas 🤷‍♂️
trevorzegras: i do NOT need driving lessons
adamhenrique: you've taken out a parked car, a pole, and left your own car in neutral...just this year...
penelopearcher: HE SAID NONE OF THOSE WERE HIS FAULT -????
trevorzegras: @adamhenrique thanks😐

_quinnhughes: the hand on the thigh please have some decorum🤢
penelopearcher: KISS MY ASS QUINNY
_alexturcotte: well...

jackhughes: TREVOR ZYNGRAS 🔥
penelopearcher: do not encourage it he has a serious problem

trevorzegras: you come golfing with me just to rack up my tab with vodka redbulls & read smut
penelopearcher: i also sit there and look stunning and gorgeous
user3: @trevorzegras she is literally just a teenage girl
user4: @trevorzegras she's just like me

letmecelly: ur everything
trevorzegras: "it is hell keeping america beautiful" -penelope

trevorzegras: babe oh my god😍😍😍 you look so beautiful and stunning 🤩 i am so happy to be your passenger princess👑 i don't know how i ever got someone as gorgeous as you! 🙏🏻 thanks for watching me chase a tiny white ball for seven hours😹😹 you're the best baby i love you so much and will give you a massage tonight😚😚😚
penelopearcher: babe that is so sweet!
trevorzegras: yes i'm sure you think it is
colecaufield: you saying you DIDN'T comment this?
penelopearcher: yes he did, he is a munch
colecaufield: did you threaten him?
trevorzegras: she sprayed me with water then took my phone

_alexturcotte: how many vodka redbulls are we talking?
trevorzegras: "nice ass zaddy zegras!"

morgasm: GOD I LOVE THIS STRAIGHT COUPLE
penelopearcher: it's our greatest pleasure to serve you madam😌

markestapa: oh god why is HIS hand on MY woman's thigh💔💔💔💔💔
edwards.73: you are never beating those bozo allegations
dylanduke25: @markestapa HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHE HAS A CHILD
markestapa: @dylanduke25 and how many times do i have to tell you i don't mind being a step dad! how did this happen, my heart is breaking
lhughes_06: mark when a man and woman love each other very much...

73: you are never beating those bozo allegations—dylanduke25: @markestapa HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHE HAS A CHILD—markestapa: @dylanduke25 and how many times do i have to tell you i don't mind being a step dad! how did this happen, my...

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penelopearcher: the loves of my life🤍

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letmecelly: THREE BABYGIRLS
user5: SHE'S JUST LIKE US FOR REAL

_alexturcotte: chowder!
penelopearcher: her name is clammy😡

trevorzegras: i'll love you 'till my lungs give out🩶

user6: ella looks so much like penelope in this picture
penelopearcher: THANK YOU‼️‼️‼️ EAT MY ASS @trevorzegras
—trevorzegras: don't gotta ask me twice

lhughes_06: i'm going to pretend i didn't just see trevor say he was going to eat your ass...
jackhughes: SHIELD THE INNOCENT (me)
_quinnhughes: suicide: tonight

slapmystass: i need a lil ella babe🥹
_alexturcotte: i can help with that

colecaufield: do you have a "cat mom" shirt
penelopearcher: no, but trevor has a "best (cat) dad" shirt
trevorzegras: and i wear it proudly

peterstone: he looks a little different when his fist is coming at you
bboeser: GO AWAY
bboeser: GET A JOB, GET AWAY FROM HER
_quinnhughes: that's crazy
trevorzegras: I SAID SORRY @peterstone
—peterstone: no you did not.

breemcnamara: that's his mugshot (real)

griffinzegras: penelope is a munch‼️
penelopearcher: i'm not but your brother is ;)
griffinzegras: @breemcnamara wondering if i could borrow the gun

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