Silly ahh stories? about Y/n and Stitchy

Goofy ahh Jeep ride

Stitchy: "b-be careful... you know damn well what happened last time, i-i don't want the t-tea party to be c-c-canceled a-again... OR I'LL BEAT YOUR A**-"

*She held on to a small fraction of mcdonalds sweet tea that was in the jeep's back seat, the sweet tea sat in every 
Place in the back seat that you could imagine*

*I took a deep Breath to calm my nerves...*

(If I could bring all 128 sweet teas' In mint condition to that tea party. I COULD RECITE MY FAVORITE COLLECTION OF SMUT BOOKS! OUT LOUD! AT STORY TIME!!! :D)

*I Imagined myself reading 42069 Smut books out loud as the other fellow guests' cheered me on, while they sat on that gay a$$ rainbow carpet*

(Sigh, such a dream!)

*it brought a tear to my eye*

*But In that moment while i was day dreaming, I did not fvcking realize that we were about to ram into a God damn stop sign at 120 miles per hour...*

* Until Stitchy screamed and moaned like a little b1tch while she tried to shatter the car window, trying to save as many sweet teas' as she could possibly save *

Stitchy: NOOO, MY BABIES!!, WE SHOULDN'T OF GOT ICE, YOU CLUSMY B1TCH!!

*that really brought a tear to my eye, I looked in the rear view Jeep window, my dead a$$ looked like sad spongebob*

*I suddenly felt this rush of frustration come over me, but when I get this angry, I have this suddenly rush of sexual frustration that makes me want to butt fvck anyone in my path, but I didn't, because I was the only one who knew about Stitchy's dark, lewd , secret..

And I decided to use it to my advantage*

((This is all Humanized, it does include a bit of smut, including spanking >:D Anyways, this is Y/N'S pov, Y/n's masculine btw))

*MY SILLY LITTLE A$$ STARTED TO ACCELERATE, REACHING TOP SPEEDS OF
AROUND 200 MILES PER HOUR*

(( The stop sign was still a far way, but not for long >:D ))

Stitchy:" Y-y/n "

"STOP, P-PLEASE, THIS IS FVCKING RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT!!"

*The utter fear on her face sent waves of pleasure through me.. sweet tea spilt everywhere, which first of all, made me soaking wet, as well as Stitchy soaking wet, but I didn't care, because to see her exposed tits :) that's exciting, but it did expose my 6 inch boner, the sweet tea came flying out of the jeep windows, while it made it's way all the way up to the front part of the jeep, staining the seats, don't even get me started with the back seat, it looked like someone took a fat juicy piss all over the back seat D: , And this simple catastrophe made people stare at our red jeep with looks that screamed:

(WHAT THE ACTUAL FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!)

*Stitchy fell out of the back seat, and on to the soaking wet floorboard with a scream moan*

(SHE LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED)

* we hit a few pedestrians on the way, blood stained the windshield, but I honestly didn't give a flying fvck, I didn't even bother to use the windshield wipers, because I had a mission that didn't involve me being a Cleaning housewife *

*The jeep bursted into flames as we finally hit that damn stop sign that was bothering me, i didn't even care if i wasn't going to get to read my favorite smut book collection to a bunch of incels' *

*Stitchy tried to get her dumpy out of the jeep window, but failed miserably*

* the whole Jeep was burning up like my mouth that time I ate that spicy
a$$ jalapeño pepper*

*our a$$es got flung out the windshield, Stitchy cried loudly as she came due to the broken glass getting lodged into her flesh*

*I was in a sh1t ton of pain, but I still wasn't satisfied with the absolute tomfoolery that just happened*

*There was fire surrounding the entire lane*

*I stealthily made my way over to Stitchy masturbating, as she tried to get rid of the pain*

*I smacked her hand as she made a nice clean moan*

Stitchy: AH~ aGh~  AHHHHH!!!!

"W-W-HA-t  D0 Y-YoU W-WaNT?!"

*I flipped Stitchy over with ease*

*She was terrified, as she shook with fear and arousal, I heard her breathe shakily*

"Just fvcking perfect"

"I just overheard you earlier, you said you'd beat my a$$, right?"

*Stitchy suddenly halted her moans, and froze*

"That's right you little b1tch, how about I beat your a$$?"

*I held my hand on her a$$, and started to spank her, she was wet in two different ways, I heard her moan loudly and whimper,*

*She moaned louder each time I spanked her, The spanking got harder and harder until, she came yet again on my fingers this time, damn she doesn't last long at all...*

(But I finally have enough lube to jack off!)

*I made my a$$ all the way to the forest to jack off, as Stitchy cried and whimpered in a puddle of her own cum*

<THIS IS COMPLETELY SATIRE!>

<BUT DAMN- 865 WORDS?!>