*Debbie opens the door*
Debbie: What are you doing here?
Constance: Running from my problem
Debbie: *looks at Lou angrily running towards the door*
Debbie: Did you again show Lou 'Australia is not real' propaganda videos?
***
Lou: I invited y'all because I am in a mood for a dangerous game
Constance: KNIFE MONOPOLY!
Lou:
Others:
Lou: I was talking about Russian roulette. But now I am really interested in whatever Knife monopoly is!
Tammy: NO TO BOTH, YOU PSYCHOPATHS!
***
Debbie: *wears slightly greyish outfit instead of her usual black outfits*
Lou: I see you've decided to wear your bright spring colours
***
Lou: Why didn't you tell me?
Debbie: Because of your tendency to overreact
Lou: *knocks off the vase from the table* I do NOT overreact!!!
***
Debbie: Christmas is cancelled!
Constance: You can't cancel a holiday
Debbie: Keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too
Constance: What? Fuck You
Debbie: Lou, take New Year's away from Constance
***
Constance: Based on statistical evidence, I think I am immortal
Lou: Why do you think that?
Constance: I haven't died yet
Lou: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
***
Tammy: Okay, run it one more time. You asked the team if we wanted some Mac n' cheese
Lou: Yup
Tammy: We said no
Lou: Yup
Tammy: Yet you made Mac n' Cheese
Lou: You are on the right track
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.