Lou: *sneaking out of the window in order to ride her new bike late at night*
Debbie: Louise Miller! Don't you even dare! I am right here!
Lou: If you are here, who is running hell?
***
Amita: You are the worst at keeping secrets
Constance: I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell the secrets to who can't.
***
Lou: *talking to her British friend on phone*
Tammy: *trying to eavesdrop*
Debbie: Don't even try. You won't understand one bit. She is in her dictionary mode
Tammy: I hate when people use big words just to make themselves look... uh...
Debbie: Perspicacious?
Tammy: Okay, I hate you too
***
Lou: *while hiring new bartenders* Don't think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend who can fire you
***
Lou: If any of you see Debbie smiling, then beware. She is definitely thinking of doing something bad
Constance: I saw her laugh today.
Lou: FUCK! SHE ALREADY DID SOMETHING BAD!
***
*Debbie and Lou lose few grands in Vegas after a bad day at casino*
Lou: *offended* Are you saying this is my fault?
Debbie: No, I am just blaming you
***
Constance: Tell me something I should follow in my life
Tammy: Honesty. You know, there is a saying 'Honesty is the best policy'
Constance: That is... something. Lou, you have anything to add?
Lou: Yup. Honesty is the best policy, true, but insanity is the best defence
***
Tammy: You are always sarcastic
Lou: Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend I care
***
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.