Leo Valdez - the Android

Chapter 1

Before Leo found out that his girlfriend's and best-friend's memory was fucked, his bully could go up the wind, his girlfriend was calling his best friend as her 'Boyfriend' and his teacher was half goat; it could be said that the sixteen year old was having a decent day.

It started as usual. Leo and Jason woke up in their dorms, took a bath and headed towards the buses for their field trip, with Jason goofing around with his jokes while he was staying quiet as usual, snickering at a couple of good ones. There, they met with Piper, who gave them a high-five, and got into the bus, where Coach already had seats assigned for each and every one of them, which was okay as the three were close enough to one another. Piper and Jason in the back and Leo just ahead.

The ride was quiet, as Jason and Piper fell asleep at the back. Leo thought it was a good time as he brought out his book that was the last gift from his mom, Art of War from Sun Tzu, and started re-reading it for the twenty-fifth time. Probably what was seemed like an hour later, he heard the two behind him talk as he closed his book and put it back in his bag.

"Hey guys" turned Leo, a frown coming on his face as he saw Piper seriously close to Jason with a hand on his leg, while the said boy was blushing and acting weird.

"We'll arrive in five minutes. Stay with your partner, and any of you little cupcakes causes trouble, you will be sent to the camp by me personally back in a hard way!!!!"

"Can he talk like that" Jason asked to Piper, as Leo's frown deepened. Jason was the major trouble-maker for Coach. "Always does. This is the Wilderness School. A place for animals"

Okay. Now Leo was officially confused. This was the line they both shared together, as a inner thing when they talked about the school. This was their thing, so why was she telling it to Jason, as if Jason was Leo?

"This is a mistake," said Jason. "I am not supposed to be here."

"Jason, Piper, you guys alright" Leo asked as both of them looked at him weirdly.

"Who are you?" asked Jason as Piper looked at Jason comically.

"Come on Jason. That is your best friend, the class clown Leo Valdez, and I am your girlfriend, Piper McLean. Are you okay?"

"No seriously. Where am I and who are you guys?" asked Jason as Leo knew this was serious.

First, he was not the class clown, more like the monitor for the class.

And second, Piper was his girlfriend, not Jason's. They had been dating for two months now, and things had been going on fantastic.

Third, they had been alright before going Leo got engrossed in his book.

So what the fudge happened when he was not paying attention?

"Beauty Queen. Did you hit your head or something?" asked Leo as he glanced at the front, where Coach Hedge was pulling students out as they had reached their destination.

"No Leo I am alright. And do not call me that, I hate that nickname. But I am growing worried for Jason" said Piper as she turned towards the blonde. "You really do not know who we are?"

Well if Leo was thinking it to be some sort of prank, the probability went out of the window. Cause Piper absolutely loved when Leo called her that.

Jason shrugged helplessly. "It's worse than that. I don't know who I am.

The bus dropped them in front of a big red stucco complex like a museum, just sitting in the middle of nowhere. A cold wind blew across the desert. Leo had not paid much attention to what he was wearing as he was never cold, a thing that Piper would like the most when they were cuddling. And right now, it was the least of his worries.