Episode Quotes

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This is the quotes page of my 'Jawin' with Judd' episode idea!

I was thinking about how the dialogue might go if this was an actual Helluva Boss episode ... and decided to experiment!

I hope that you guys like the quotes that I created! 👍

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PART 1:

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1. Moxxie reveals the gravity of the situation ...

Moxxie: "No! No, we're not! We're going WAY down! Down below the RINGS themselves!"

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2. Blitzo's reply to Millie's theory ...

Blitzo: "Now that's absolutely dribble! Hell can't LITERALLY freeze over?!!"

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3. Loona being persuaded by Blitzo ...

Loona: "Forget it! Not happening!"

Blitzo: "Awwwww ... come on, Loony-woony!"

(Blitzo makes sparkly eyes at an unimpressed Loona)

Blitzo: "It'll be an all-you-can-eat-buffet later?"

Loona: "Ugh ... Fine."

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4. Moxxie with the rabid ice bunnies ...

Moxxie: "Awwwwwww, look at these, guys! Bunnies! So cute—ow, ow, OW, LET GO OF MY HORNS! STOP BITING ME! BLITZ! MILLIE! HELP!!!"

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5. Blitzo running from the tri-bear ...

Blitzo: "How do these frickin' teddies even exist?! They're unbearable enough with one head!!!"

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PART 2:

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1. Cane reveals where Blitzo really is ...

Cane: "Forgive me, Mr Blitz ... I forget to mention that." *spreads his arms wide*

Cane: "Welcome to the Saint's Hotel and Casino; the capital of this Hell-renowned place ... the Ring of Betrayal!"

(Blitzo's jaw drops as he stares at Cane in horror)

Blitzo: "THE TREACHERY RING?!!!"

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2. Cane deals with a troublemaker ...

Cane: "I saw that, John Wilkes Booth! I've told you a hundred times; no hacking the casino machines!"

(The pinned weasel demon struggles, and shrugs with a rueful grin)

Cane: "Brute! Cass! Deal with this trash!"

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3. Blitzo warns Judd not to test him ...

Blitzo: "Watch it, buster! Don't push your luck!"

Judd: "I ... push MY luck?!! What about you, you pathetic, ungrateful, egotistical little loser?"

Judd: "I offer you better things, and you prefer to stick with that equally pathetic wimp!"

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4. Judd provokes Blitzo into shooting him ...

Judd: "Your kind are nothing but vermin to be exterminated under my feet!"

Judd: "Anyway, what could a whiny little imp do against me ... Judas Iscariot, the Deadly Sin of Treachery?!!!"

Blitzo: "THIS!"

(Blitzo whips out the angelic rifle and shoots Judd in an eye)

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5. The wildlife attacks Brute and Cass ...

(A fluffle of rabid ice bunnies suddenly swarm Brute and Cass, biting them all over)

Brute: "ARGH! GET OFF!!"

Cass: "Not down there! YOWWCHH!"

Moxxie: "Woohoo! Go bun buns! Chew them to bits!"

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All finished now! 🤩 What do you readers think of these quotes?

Also, if Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano ever wants to use parts of this episode idea, the whole idea, the OCs' bios ... she's entirely welcome to do it! 😁👍

I wish her all the best in the future episodes of Helluva Boss! Vote and comment if you like it! 👍

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