Saiki.k x Roach Fanfic

Chapter Uno - Life takes a 360 degree turn

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Oh, hey, My name is Kusuo Saiki. I'm just a psychic who can do teleportation, Move things yada yada. Although, I can't read minds. I want a peaceful life but due to my powers, I can't. It's such a nag to socialize without knowing anybody's presence coming to make a cliche anime romance moment, Kind of wished I had the power to read minds, I wonder how that would be (Trust me buddy, You'd hate it)

Currently I'm heading to PK Academy until I heard a voice in my brain, 'Help!' A high pitched voice squeaked as I looked around. Nobody's there. 

  I shrugged it off thinking I must be imagining things until I heard it again. 'PLEASE HELP' The voice squeaked but a bit louder as if they were crying. I turned my head furiously around me, 'Is someone messing with me or something?'  I thought annoyed until the voice spoke again.

'Down here HOOMAN' I instantly shot my head on my shoes and... I saw it.....
The most atrocious being I've probably ever laid my eyes upon, Well- To the point, I hate roaches. They truly sicken me and you won't believe I have a friend who's the equivalent of them. [Nendou crying in the bg rn]

Without hesitation, I jumped up in the air by my powers unaware that I was in public (Even though he seemed to be the only one who was on that street) 'GOOD GRIEF IT'S A ROACH'  

My pale skin crept up until I came to the realization, 'Did it just talk?' I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion.

The quarter was laid on the ground backwards squirming its limbs  around in the air in desperation to get back on all fours- actually no wait how many limbs does a roach have again- [Googling this brb]

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Okay it has 6 but you get the point, right?

Anyways, I spoke, "Why can I hear you..???" I asked still keeping my guard.

'I don't know!! But can you please just help me? I'm begging you, Also why are you speaking with your mouth closed? Are you a Gacha character or something?' The voice spoke with the antennas of the Roach moving rapidly. 

"And why should I help you?" I glared at the being ignoring the last part it uttered. 

'Please I beg you!' The voice cried out. 'Please don't kill me... I just want to live even if my lifespan is short...' The voice whispered with sadness in its voice making me a bit guilty.

"Alright fine." I used my magic powers [I lowkey forgot what it's called and I'm too lazy to research it] and gently made it back on its feet again without any physical contact.

'UWAH' The Roach ran around mesmerized before walking back to me. 'Thank you so much for saving my life Random Weird Hooman!' It exclaimed moving its antennas in gratitude. I couldn't help but form a small smile on my lips.

I quickly realized what I was doing and wiped off the smile in an instant then asking the Roach, "How can I hear your thoughts? Let alone, understand you?" I asked in a daze. 'Maybe you have superpowers!' The Roach responded with twinkles around it. I slightly scoffed.

'You're the first Hooman who hasn't tried to kill me, Could I ask you a favor?' The Roach asked as I tilted my head in wonder. 'Can you be my friend please? Nobody's ever been this nice to me.. not even my own siblings...' I opened my mouth to refuse but paused. 'Should I? Why do I feel so bad for it, as If I can relate-..'  

~,~'~,~FlAsHbAcKs lMaO~,~'~,~

"Kuusuke, Give it back!" The little pink haired boy jumped trying to get his toy from his older brother's grasp who held the toy up in his arm up high.
"How about no?"  The older boy  flicked his tongue with a sly grin. 

" Please...it matters to me the most.."  The young boy pleaded but his older brother refused to give in as he threw the toy next to the fireplace missing the shot making his little brother scream. He fell onto his knees and started to cry.

Suddenly, all voices started to fade away with a white noise blocking them.

🎶I can feel my heart breaking, the mistakes I've been making, I'm running out of patience to pretend~🎶     (Hey)

He hugged his knees sobbing into them. 

🎶This isn't how I'll let it end🎶      (Hello?)

Suddenly, a string of motivation snapped something inside of him and he stood up, his older brother a bit confused.

🎶My feigning fading.🎶       (Helooo?)

Everything faded away in the background as the boy felt nothing inside but that string of motivation, that desire, of revenge.

"Kusuo?"

Was the last thing he heard before everything turned black.


~,~'~,~ EnD oF eDgY FlAsHbAcKs ~,~'~,~

'HOOMAN, EARTH TO YOU?' The Roach yelled in its thoughts trying to get my attention, snapping me out of my thoughts in the process. 'Finally!' The Roach exclaimed feeling happy to get back my attention.

Before I could respond, My body suddenly started moving on its own. I crouched down and reached out my hand spreading it out next to the Roach indicating it to hop on. 'WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!'

I screamed inside as the Roach crawled onto my fingers and stood on my palm making my consciousness almost gone. My body slowly stood up raising my hand the Roach was on onto a level where our eyes met. 'God I feel like I will pass out any moment'  My body forcefully pushed me to look at the roach. 'Ellooo:>' The Roach chirped shifting its antennas and bending them together into the shape of a heart.

At this point, my lips curved into a smile at the wholesomeness of the disease spreading parasite and my eyelids started getting heavy and with that, I felt myself loosing control over my body and felt myself falling backwards onto the concrete ground with a loud BAAM! Somehow not smashing my skull, probably because I have powers and uh- *DEAD*

[Don't worry guys, he isn't actually dead he has just fainted:)]
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                                        TO BE CONTINUED.

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A/N:- I'm on laptop so I can't rlly use cool fonts like the ones you see in a really cool Wattpad story to make up for my cringe, OH SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL Forgot to mention I was also gonna add some weird cringe lore *ahem ahem* Hope you enjoyed this even if Saiki was kinda OOC (out of character), But yk it's another AU and I don't really have the motivation to get everything into the character like exactly him sooo yeah, 

 Thank you for wasting your time reading this garbage, really appreciate it<3

Your life isn't a movie so don't end it 'v'<3

DON'T FORGET TO STAY HYDRATED FOLKS 

ROACH AUTHOR OUT

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