Harry's pov
i wake up the next morning as usual taking a shower getting dressed eating breakfast but i'm going to church today not work. which means my half an hour me time is gonna be accompanied by my lovely wife. who doesn't shut up.
"alright let's go honey." she says and i nod finishing what's left of my coffee and going to my car as i get into my car i look around louis's house trying to get a mere glimpse of him.
why do i wanna see him so bad?
i do actually see him tho he's dancing around in the kitchen. i think? it's a bit far so i can only make out so much
anyways i get in my car and purposely pull back car enough so i can see him. and yes he is dancing in his kitchen. how fucking cute.
i drive to church and it comes the time where we all have to pray i see mary put her hands together and whisper "dear heavenly father i ask if you to bless and guide my neighbor louis and free him from his life of sin i also ask of you to protect me and my husband from such evil acts. and i ask if you to clear my husbands mind of any sinning thoughts he may have" she takes her hand from her shoulder to her other shoulder then her forehead and kisses it.
i copy her and silently pray to myself "dear heavenly father i ask you give health to me and my loved ones especially my wife mary and my neighbor louis help him find peace and happiness however that comes to him." i take my fingers from my shoulder to my other shoulder then my forehead and then kiss it.
the rest of church goes by fine i decided to treat myself and my wife to some ice cream. i finish my ice cream pretty quick then get into my car my wife still hasn't finished hers but that doesn't matter.
"harry?" she says and i hum in response as i start the engine of the car "when are we having children? i need to know harry i-" she says
"for fucks sake mary." i say angrily "again with the baby shit?! i told you i am not ready get that through your thick skull." i say and she frowns
"it is my right to want children harry!" she yells back and i scoff. "you will not be able to handle children trust me darling you barely can handle cooking 3 meals a day." i say and she gasps
"how fucking dare you?!" i roll my eyes "cmon mary you don't feed me at any minor inconvenience. you can't do that with children." i say and she scoffs
"well you're a whole fucking adult who apparently likes to eat the gay neighbors food!" she yells and my hands tighten on the steering wheel. "i told you i didn't know they were gay alright?!"
"whatever harry. all i'm saying is that i want fucking kids and if you're not gonna give me that then we should just get a divorce." she says and i roll my eyes she threatens me with divorce 6 times a day it's normal.
i park in the driveway and walk inside and so does my wife. she walks upstairs and i decide to just hang around downstairs until things cool down. since i have a day off i usually don't do much.
then the doorbell rings and i walk to the door and open it to see a very..pink. louis he has pink eyeshadow pink nails he's wearing a pink skirt along with a white crop top. all women's clothing.
"hi!" he smiles "i made you and your wife some cookies for the delicious brownies you made. just wanted to say hello and thank you." he smiles again handing me the plate of chocolate chip cookies. i don't know how to respond. usually i'd mock him for being such a girly boy. but i just- can't?
"thanks." he smiles "absolutely you're welcome!" he says smiling again and i nod still unsure of how i'm not tearing him to shreds over his very girly outfit.
why am i not revolted by this?
"well i have to go to uni but i just wanted to give these to you." he smiles and walks away getting on a pink bike and riding away.
strange.
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Fanfictionharry had always been a good christian boy. church every sunday. loving wife. life was going great for him. until a 19 year old twink moved in right in front of them.